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2 ex-presidents tour with well-honed act
AP/Yahoo ^ | 11/13/06 | Mary Foster

Posted on 11/13/2006 11:47:20 AM PST by My2Cents

NEW ORLEANS - They're separated by more than 20 years, they come from opposing political parties, and one evicted the other from the White House. But Bill Clinton and George Bush act like a team, a pair of touring comedians with a well-honed act.

The two former presidents even have their entrance down pat, striding in with arms aloft, music pounding, lights flashing, the crowd standing and going wild.

The pair addressed more than 25,000 people attending the National Association of Realtors convention on Saturday, drawing at least six standing ovations and almost continuous applause.

Bush and Clinton thanked the real estate agents for holding their convention in New Orleans. It's the biggest convention to come to the city since Hurricane Katrina hit Aug. 29, 2005, and the pair has raised $130 million to aid New Orleans and the Gulf Coast in recovering from the storm.

Retirement has been good, Bush said, although he misses some of the perks of the presidency.

One problem with retirement, Bush said, is that memories do not fail on certain topics.

"After 14 years no one forgets if you throw up on the Japanese premier," he said.

However, he said, years of being badgered by the news media have left him with a simple philosophy: "Now if I don't like your questions, the heck with it, then I'm not going to answer them."

Clinton played second banana after Bush's round of jokes.

"You've just witnessed George Bush's revenge for the 1992 campaign," Clinton said of the year he defeated Bush for the presidency. "I'm condemned for the rest of my life to be his straight man."

Bush can get away with some things more easily, said Clinton, whose presidency was marked by the Monica Lewinsky scandal, noting that if he were to repeat one off-color joke that Bush told, "the New York papers would kill me."

What's more, the 60-year-old Clinton told the crowd, Bush, at 82, is in better shape.

"Make no mistake about it," said Clinton, who has undergone quadruple bypass surgery. "George Bush will speak at my funeral."

As for the recent election, both said they had to deal with congresses controlled for most or all of their presidencies by the other party. They said some of the best legislation during that time were made through compromises.

Clinton said he did not think his wife, Sen. Hillary Clinton, had decided yet whether she would run for the presidency.

"If she were to be elected I think she would do a good job," Clinton said.

"Yeah," Bush interjected, "but I'm having a little difficulty picturing this fellow walking behind her like Prince Philip behind the queen."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bush41; clinton
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Somehow, I don't find this very funny.
1 posted on 11/13/2006 11:47:21 AM PST by My2Cents
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To: My2Cents

Digusting. More liike a FREAK SHOW, than a well-honed act.


2 posted on 11/13/2006 11:49:56 AM PST by tennmountainman
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But Bill Clinton and George Bush act like a team, a pair of touring comedians with a well-honed act.

I pretty sick and tired of this travelling medicine show. GHWB should retire his act and lose his partner.

3 posted on 11/13/2006 11:50:18 AM PST by pgkdan
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To: My2Cents

Just because the 'Toon is running around acting like an oversexed carnival barker in an effort to satisfy his insatiable appetite for attention doesn't give the father of the sitting president an excuse to embarrass the country in like fashion. It's time for both of them to go home and STFU.


4 posted on 11/13/2006 11:56:19 AM PST by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: My2Cents

When the Republicans are questioning why they lost in the midterms, maybe they should consider as one reason this rehabilitation of Bill Clinton launched by themselves!


5 posted on 11/13/2006 11:58:16 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: Give therapeutic violence a chance!)
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To: My2Cents

41 is a genuine man who likes to get along well with people. Clinton could care less. But he likes to bask in the glory of the Bush "cooperative" light. He's the pretender here. The former bush president is just too nice to see it.


6 posted on 11/13/2006 11:59:10 AM PST by twigs
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"Make no mistake about it," said Clinton, who has undergone quadruple bypass surgery. "George Bush will speak at my funeral."

And did George say, "How about Thursday, Bill? I'm free Thursday. Sooner the better, you know?"

7 posted on 11/13/2006 12:00:36 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)
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To: My2Cents
My opinion of former President Bush has deteriorated substantially since he demonstrated a willingness to have any kind of association with filthy sociopath from breathtakingly wealthy and lilly-white Chappaqua.

I pray that someday it will be revealed that Mr Bush's mental state had shown signs of slipping when he entered into that filthy association.That was,at least I'd know that he wasn't in his right mind as he traveled with Billy Bob.

8 posted on 11/13/2006 12:00:38 PM PST by Gay State Conservative ("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
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I don't find it funny either. I am tired of GHWB giving any credibility to Clinton.


9 posted on 11/13/2006 12:01:42 PM PST by PhiKapMom ( Go Sooners! Thanks Aggies for your 12th Man!)
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The former bush president is just too nice to see it.

Or neurologically compromised to see it.

10 posted on 11/13/2006 12:02:10 PM PST by Gay State Conservative ("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
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To: twigs

I think it's more like the fact that there are only 5 men alive who have held the same position and know firsthand the stress and severity that comes with being president, and this is their support group, of a sort.

I'll probably get flamed for this post, so whatever. But let me just say this.

I'm not a fan of Clinton and Bush parading around in the limelight, but I don't mind that they've befriended one another.


11 posted on 11/13/2006 12:03:58 PM PST by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on...)
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"Make no mistake about it," said Clinton, who has undergone quadruple bypass surgery. "George Bush will speak at my funeral."

I'm counting on that.

12 posted on 11/13/2006 12:04:07 PM PST by onyx (I'm now a minority and victim of the democrats, but with full and free entitlements!)
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I wonder if strippers are allowed into the ex-Presidents Club...


13 posted on 11/13/2006 12:06:05 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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I would need a bath after being anywhere close to clintoon.


14 posted on 11/13/2006 12:07:03 PM PST by lilylangtree
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I'm Dickens. He's Fenster.


15 posted on 11/13/2006 12:08:21 PM PST by toddlintown (Six bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
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Clinton said he did not think his wife, Sen. Hillary Clinton, had decided yet whether she would run for the presidency.

Stay tuned for the lie of the day. Also, Joe Kline (Dan Rather's producer's buddy) was on Tucker Carlson spitting out the line that Hillary has yet to make up her mind. Tucker called him on it and stated (paraphrasing from memory) "...Hillary just spent more money this election cycle than any other Senate Candidate to defeat someone we all can't even name. It is what it is and we should not be pretending it's something else." Which got a nice pissed off just sucked on a lemon look from Joe Kline. Tucker may not be a good dancer, but his Joe Kline retort was perfect.
16 posted on 11/13/2006 12:09:49 PM PST by jackieaxe (Unsourced reporting is not reporting but a lie or a manipulation)
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"George Bush will speak at my funeral."

Bring it on!

17 posted on 11/13/2006 12:11:58 PM PST by My2Cents
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I lost all respect for ex-President because of his friendship with bill clinton.
18 posted on 11/13/2006 12:12:35 PM PST by sam I am
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To: Rummyfan

Very good point.


19 posted on 11/13/2006 12:13:52 PM PST by My2Cents
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To: sam I am

It will help Hillary


20 posted on 11/13/2006 12:21:10 PM PST by tennmountainman
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