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The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Terrorists
Grig

Posted on 11/14/2006 11:53:35 AM PST by Grig

Be Destructive:
The more death and destruction you can inflict, the better.

Begin with the End of America in Mind:
Don't get discouraged when US soldiers kill 95% of your fighters, or when the FBI captures your cell. They don't have the stomach for fighting in the long run and will give up.

Kill First Things First:
Yes, we all want to behead great Satan personally, but don't walk past that whore who dares to ware pants. Kill her first then move on.

Think Win/Win:
If you plot succeeds, you win. If they stop you and kill you, you still win!

Seek First to get them to try and Understand you, then kill them:
Get the enemy to focus on stupid things like 'root causes' and pointless negotiations. It will buy you the time you need to amass power and crush them.

Synergize with useful idiots:
Find those among your enemy who will provide you with talking point and transmit your propaganda. Don't let them clue in that you will kill them too.

Sharpen the saw:
Yes, it's more painful for them (and more fun for you) if you behead them with a dull blade, but in the long run it just slows you down. So many infidels, so little time.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: islam; rulesforterrorists; usefulidiots

1 posted on 11/14/2006 11:53:37 AM PST by Grig
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To: Grig
Synergize with useful idiots:

Certainly went swimmingly in last Tuesday's election
2 posted on 11/14/2006 11:55:06 AM PST by VOA
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To: Grig

Sounds like the next talking points for the DNC....


3 posted on 11/14/2006 11:56:25 AM PST by EagleUSA (T)
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To: Grig
Maintain an attitude of smug superiority to the USA.

4 posted on 11/14/2006 11:59:07 AM PST by I see my hands (_8(|)
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To: Grig

TEAM Jihad...Together Everyone Annihilates More.


5 posted on 11/14/2006 12:00:46 PM PST by RichInOC (SHAITAN: howz dat zarky tang LOL PIMP GULBUTH: zarky love me long time joe LOL)
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To: Grig
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6 posted on 11/14/2006 12:38:35 PM PST by dragonblustar
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To: EagleUSA

No, the Dems don't see any enemy except Bush.


7 posted on 11/14/2006 12:55:39 PM PST by Grig
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To: Grig

This is excellent.


8 posted on 11/14/2006 12:57:20 PM PST by NeoCaveman (Mike Pence for House Minority Leader)
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To: dragonblustar

Dang, if anybody needs some gold cap on their teeth, it is that guy!


9 posted on 11/14/2006 1:23:55 PM PST by vpintheak (Yep.)
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To: NeoCaveman

Thanks


10 posted on 11/14/2006 4:53:11 PM PST by Grig
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To: All

bump


11 posted on 11/15/2006 8:39:59 AM PST by Grig
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