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President Bush Pardons A Real Turkey
CBS News ^ | Nov. 23, 2006

Posted on 11/22/2006 1:49:16 PM PST by proud_yank

(CBS/AP) He was going to pardon the National Thanksgiving Turkey anyway, but President Bush figured he really owed the bird this time. His dog had just scared the stuffing out of it.

Mr. Bush spared the turkey during a Rose Garden ceremony on Wednesday.

"I am granting a full presidential pardon so they can live out their lives as safe as can be," the president declared.

By virtue of a vote on the White House Web site, the turkeys were named "Flyer" and "Fryer," reports CBS News White House correspondent Mark Knoller.

Fryer was Flyer's understudy and nowhere to be seen during the ceremony.

And although turkeys don't fly, these two will. They've got first class tickets to Disneyland where they'll be served up — not as dinner, but as honorary grand marshals of the Thanksgiving Day Parade, reports Knoller.

The president explained that his Scottish Terrier, Barney, got involved this year. The presidential dog typically gets his exercise by chasing a soccer ball around the Rose Garden.

"He came out a little early, as did Flyer," Mr. Bush said. "And instead of chasing the soccer ball, he chased the bird. And it kind of made the turkey nervous. See, the turkey was nervous to begin with. Nobody's told him yet about the pardon I'm about to give him."

At one point, President Bush moved in for a closer look at Flyer, a well-behaved bird raised near Monett, Mo. He petted the turkey's head and back before inviting a couple dozen Girl Scouts to come up and join him.

"It's a fine looking bird, isn't it?" Mr. Bush said.

Mike Briggs, president of Willow Brook Foods in Springfield, Mo., chose the turkeys because he's this year's chairman of the National Turkey Foundation.

The popular pardon ceremony dates to the days of President Harry Truman in 1947.

Yet savoring turkeys, not saving them, is the agenda for millions of people on Thanksgiving Day.

The typical American consumes more than 13 pounds of turkey a year, with a good serving of it coming at Thanksgiving.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals urged Mr. Bush to send the pardoned turkeys to an animal sanctuary, where "they will get the exercise and socialization that they need to live longer, happier lives."

In return, the group offered the president a feast of Tofu turkey, vegetarian stuffing and a vegan apple pie.

Just back from a trip to Asia, President Bush and his wife Laura are spending the holiday at Camp David before another international trip early next week to the Baltics and the Middle East.


TOPICS: Front Page News; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: peta; thanksgiving; turkey
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People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals urged Mr. Bush to send the pardoned turkeys to an animal sanctuary, where "they will get the exercise and socialization that they need to live longer, happier lives."

Sigh.
1 posted on 11/22/2006 1:49:18 PM PST by proud_yank
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2 posted on 11/22/2006 1:54:41 PM PST by Solamente (Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out...)
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To: proud_yank

Barney tried the socialization route and look what happened.


3 posted on 11/22/2006 1:55:04 PM PST by DesertDreamer ("I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves." - Ronald Reagan)
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To: proud_yank

In a cave somewhere in Afghanistan, Al-Queda must be roaring with laughter when they hear the antics of these wussie, limp-wristed PETA types.


4 posted on 11/22/2006 1:56:26 PM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (Don't Blame Me! I Voted for Republicans in 2006)
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To: july4thfreedomfoundation; girlangler; billhilly; george76

Or praising allah for their state-side allies.


5 posted on 11/22/2006 1:58:32 PM PST by proud_yank (Socialism - An Answer In Search Of A Question For Over 100 Years)
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To: proud_yank

I like Barney. One year he gace a White House Christmas tour with a camera attached to him.


6 posted on 11/22/2006 2:12:20 PM PST by unkus
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To: proud_yank

I guess this proves that turkeys stick together.


7 posted on 11/22/2006 2:24:14 PM PST by Agent Smith (Fallujah delenda est. (I wish))
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To: unkus
I like Barney. One year he gace a White House Christmas tour with a camera attached to him.

I'm just glad that the Clintons never did that with their prop/dog.


8 posted on 11/22/2006 2:25:01 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Hey Kerry, What part of showing heels and ass is a winning strategy in Iraq?)
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To: KarlInOhio

Clinton even had some kind of study done on what color lab to get. Black, white or chocolate and he chose chocolate so no one would be offended. I heard the dog got killed by a car.


9 posted on 11/22/2006 2:28:00 PM PST by unkus
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To: silent_jonny; Wolfstar

Jonny, Dose material for sure!

Wolfstar, thought you'd get a kick out of this.


10 posted on 11/22/2006 2:29:18 PM PST by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus)
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NO turkey zone here (2004 photo).


11 posted on 11/22/2006 2:31:58 PM PST by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus)
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To: proud_yank

I'd eat a tofurkey w/ all the vegan trimmings, if peta would sign a contract guaranteeing to lobby for the rights of unborn children, along w/ turkeys.


12 posted on 11/22/2006 3:05:40 PM PST by jim35 ("...when the lion and the lamb lie down together, ...we'd better damn sure be the lion")
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To: proud_yank

If President Bush wanted to pardon a real turkey, he should have pardoned himself.


13 posted on 11/22/2006 3:11:52 PM PST by Reagan Man (Conservatives don't support amnesty and conservatives don't vote for liberals!)
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To: proud_yank

--People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals urged Mr. Bush to send the pardoned turkeys to an animal sanctuary, where "they will get the exercise and socialization that they need to live longer, happier lives."--

When will PETA organize massive protests against the ongoing consumption of DOGS in China?


14 posted on 11/22/2006 3:19:05 PM PST by rfp1234 (I've had it up to my keyster with these leaks!!! - - - Ronald Reagan)
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Dunno. Isn't it funny that the PeTA goons always use the 'socialization' line for just about every edible critter?


15 posted on 11/22/2006 3:42:10 PM PST by proud_yank (Socialism - An Answer In Search Of A Question For Over 100 Years)
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To: proud_yank

And to think, some liberals accuse Bush of having no compassion.


16 posted on 11/22/2006 3:42:22 PM PST by Chewie84
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To: jim35
Tofurky being served here :-)
17 posted on 11/22/2006 3:43:49 PM PST by proud_yank (Socialism - An Answer In Search Of A Question For Over 100 Years)
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To: Chewie84

I'd like to see a President warmly thank the producers for raising food for America and say how delicious the turkey looks and invite attendees to diner featuring that bird.

Pardoning the turkeys is just stupid.


18 posted on 11/22/2006 3:47:45 PM PST by hoosierham (Waddaya mean Freedom isn't free ?;will you take a creditcard?)
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To: hoosierham

Hey..It is tradition, don't knock Tradition been going on since 1947, When Harry Truman pardoned the first turkey.


19 posted on 11/22/2006 4:20:21 PM PST by AmericanMade1776 (Democrats don't have a plan)
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To: Reagan Man

You are not worthy of your name. It should be removed. I can think of others more suited to you.


20 posted on 11/22/2006 4:35:26 PM PST by altura
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