Rangel: Mother Teresa REALLY wanted to be a housewife [Vanity, Humor]

syriacus | 11/27/2006 | syriacus

[syriacus]

Rangel says Mother Teresa really wanted to be a housewife

US Representative Charles Rangel (Dumb-NY) astounded listeners when he revealed his latest personally funded study, which showed that, contrary to previous findings, Mother Teresa preferred staying home and baking cookies.

As a young woman, however, she received no marriage proposals, so she was forced by the Yugoslavian government to travel to a distant country to help other people.

Rangel said that no one should challenge his findings because he is a Catholic

[syriacus]

Can you think of any other people whom Rangel can "diss," besides our troops?

[Beth528]

I really think that those democrats are a bunch of crazy morons..this one for sure..Every time I look at a picture of him I laugh..

[metmom]

Can you think of any other people whom Rangel can "diss," besides our troops?

For anyone who would go after Mother Teresa, the whole world is fair game. It boggles the mind that people actually voted for him, and Kerry, and Kennedy, and Clinton,... I guess it goes to show where the world is really headed.

[syriacus]

The "news article" at the head of this thread is a parody of Rangel's public comments on our troops.

[syriacus]

I really think that those democrats are a bunch of crazy morons.

I agree.

[eeevil conservative]

Can you think of any other people whom Rangel can "diss," besides our troops?

uhhm, the entire state of Mississippi?

[yldstrk]

RANGEL CAN READ THE MINDS OF THE DECEASED?????????

[Chewie84]

This IS a parody article isn't it?
"Can you think of any other people whom Rangel can "diss," besides our troops?"
What, you mean like for another parody article? Maybe Abraham Lincoln.

[syriacus]

RANGEL CAN READ THE MINDS OF THE DECEASED?????????

Snort!!

[syriacus]

uhhm, the entire state of Mississippi?

You're right. And his dissing Mississippi wasn't even a parody. I can't believe I forgot that.

[syriacus]

What, you mean like for another parody article?

I mean another parody, in which Rangel impugns the motivations of people who are sacrificing and working hard to help others.

something along the lines of

Rangel says: Jimmy Carter has a compulsion to make noise by swinging a hammer.

New York's most outspoken Congressman* has unearthed the wooden hammer and pounding bench that was given to Carter as a Christmas present when he was 3.

Rangel's unimpeachable research has shown that Carter's parents had given him the toy, in hopes that it would discourage his incessant nail biting and nose picking.

Rangel says, that as a result of his parent's gift-giving, the traumatized ex-president suffers from a mental condition that drives him to build homes.

* Schumer is a Senator.

If Rangel can't understand why people go out of their way to help others, he's no role model for young people.