Kerry may be just a gigolo, but at least he’s got good hair

Boston Herald ^ | 11/29/06 | Howie Carr

[raccoonradio]

[dforest]

His hair sucks just like the rest of him.

[camle]

ah please, I am SOOOOO jealousof him - he has the lovely Tereza and the 'special raisins'!

I dream of Tereza...!!!:-)

[RegulatorCountry]

I've heard it looks like a rug up close.

[massgopguy]

It was a botched poll. He was first, before he was last.

[meowmeow]

And what's up with the pink lipstick he always seems to be wearing?

[dforest]

Well lets hope he is last and stays last!

[GSlob]

Well, one merely needs to set in on fire to clarify the matter.

[dforest]

Actually, that hair looks like a glued on rug. Maybe Tuh raze uh put that lipstick on him.

[nothingnew]

I like Howie. "Hey!...Howie Carr!"

FMCDH(BITS)

[To Hell With Poverty]

"if you dare say Mitt Romney, (No. 13 on the list) you’ll be out on the sidewalk *where the fire hydrant used to be*, mirror."

LOOLLLLL! Awesome, Howie.

[Charles Henrickson]

You know, politics, if you make the most of it, you work hard, you use some common sense, and you make an effort to be patriotic, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck as the ski-bum boy toy of a gin-soaked ketchup dowager.

[LonePalm]

Sounds like it's time to reprise my song parody of Just a Gigilo.

Just a Viet Vet

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Charles Henrickson]

DUmmie FUnnies 11-29-06 ("Jonathan Alter just said on Olbermann that Kerry is 'through'")

[RockinRight]

Just a Gigolo?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slwKhpaVqr0

[ARealMothersSonForever]

Kerry may be just a gigolo, but at least he’s got good hair

Senator Goodhair?

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Senator Mamaluca.

[MarineBrat]

John, you should have never crawled out into the daylight, because now there are millions of us who are acutely aware of what you've done to our servicemembers. You will be forever known as the male counterpart to "Hanoi" Jane.

Biggest jump-the-shark ever!

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

LOL.

That's a great variation of the set-up line that Kerry provided for the new genre of "stuck in" jokes (evidence of evolution in humour through mutation of the set-up line). There's a good collection of "stuck-in" jokes written by FReepers here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1730960/posts?page=51,42

Please add your joke to the collection -- it won't be a complete collection without it.