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Holy Bore: The New Movie ‘Nativity Story’ Has No New Blessings to Offer
The Boston Herald ^ | 12/1/06 | James Verniere

Posted on 12/01/2006 5:42:28 AM PST by Dr. Scarpetta

Are you ready for “The Passion of the Christ: The Prequel”?

The self-explanatory “The Nativity Story” arrives at local theaters in time for the holidays, and it’s a sweet, live-action version of an elementary-school Christmas pageant.

The big story behind the scenes is that Australian Keisha Castle-Hughes, this film’s Blessed Virgin, is pregnant in real life at age 16, which is the kind of publicity money can’t buy. As Mary, she is young, strong and vulnerable, but her performance is a bit of a blank slate.

The action begins with a paranoid Herod ordering the murder of all Hebrew first-born male children to thwart a prophecy that a king will be born to take his place.

In flashbacks, Mary’s Aunt Elizabeth conceives a child at an advanced age, a child who will become Christ’s forerunner, John the Baptist, and Mary is visited by the semitransparent, wingless angel Gabriel Joseph, the industrious and handsome young carpenter, lives conveniently across the way from Mary.

Meanwhile, back in Persia, the three Magi - Melchior, Balthasar, and Shemp, I mean, Gaspar) - seem more like the THREE STOOGES than WISE MEN. They’re watching three heavenly bodies align and bickering over whether to mount a camel-borne expedition to the East.

The film, directed by Catherine Hardwicke has less in common with Pier Paolo Pasolini’s neorealistic landmark “The Gospel According to St. Matthew” (1964), Martin Scorsese’s controversial “The Last Temptation of Christ” (1988) and Mel Gibson’s gore-splattered “The Passion of the Christ” (2004) than with the blandly earnest Hollywood biblical epics of the 1950s and ’60s. Screenwriter Mike Rich followed the leads provided in the Gospels of Matthew and Luke.

For her part, Hardwicke - who shot in southern Italy, where both Pasolini and Gibson preceded her - brings a refreshingly enlightened view of women’s roles and details the lives of her biblical characters. Mary’s mother, Anna, for example, makes and sells designer goat cheese, which she rolls in thyme, in the village.

The dialogue is in English and Hebrew and advances the plot, but does not reveal much about characters’ inner selves. The film’s climax relies too heavily on canned, choral music. The first of the expected offspring of “The Passion,” “The Nativity Story” is an after-Sunday-school special.


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: christmas; film; movie; nativity; nativitystory; thenativitystory
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To: Dr. Scarpetta

I hadn't thought of it, but that is a good idea. Will call during my lunch break.


21 posted on 12/01/2006 6:04:42 AM PST by mware (By all that you hold dear... on this good earth... I bid you stand! Men of the West!)
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To: Dr. Scarpetta

I want to check out if the Ritz Theater is showing the movie. I love their seating.


22 posted on 12/01/2006 6:05:48 AM PST by mware (By all that you hold dear... on this good earth... I bid you stand! Men of the West!)
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To: pamlet; arizonarachel; beyond the sea

Ping


23 posted on 12/01/2006 6:09:42 AM PST by Dr. Scarpetta
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To: mware

I'll have to see it at my local Regal.


24 posted on 12/01/2006 6:11:10 AM PST by Dr. Scarpetta
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To: Dr. Scarpetta

I just called the theater. The running time is 1hour 55 minutes and it is rated PG.


25 posted on 12/01/2006 6:12:13 AM PST by mware (By all that you hold dear... on this good earth... I bid you stand! Men of the West!)
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To: Dr. Scarpetta

If I go directly to the theater after work I should be able to make the 4:50PM showing.


26 posted on 12/01/2006 6:13:26 AM PST by mware (By all that you hold dear... on this good earth... I bid you stand! Men of the West!)
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To: mware

Let me know what you think of the movie.


27 posted on 12/01/2006 6:16:25 AM PST by Dr. Scarpetta
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To: Dr. Scarpetta; Borges; Brucifer
"The film, directed by Catherine Hardwicke..."

Cool. I knew Catherine when she was a budding young artist in South Texas where she's from. Her father owned a produce packing/shipping company in McAllen and Catherine and my wife graduated from the same High School class ('72)in McAllen.

Catherine Hardwicke

Selected Hardwicke Filmography
Thirteen (also co-wrote)
Vanilla Sky (Production Designer)
Three Kings (Production Designer)
2 Days in the Valley (Production Designer)
28 posted on 12/01/2006 6:18:08 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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To: .30Carbine; Jen; redgolum

Ping


29 posted on 12/01/2006 6:18:51 AM PST by Dr. Scarpetta
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To: Liberty Valance

Are you and your wife going to see the movie?


30 posted on 12/01/2006 6:20:01 AM PST by Dr. Scarpetta
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To: Dr. Scarpetta
Will do. I am so looking forward to seeing this film.

I did not see The Passion when it first came out. My mother had just passed away and I was afraid that the film would be too emotional for me at that time.

Matter of fact a friend of mine who is a priest recommended that I hold up seeing it because of the intense emotions. I have seen it on video and he was right. It was a magnificent film but so emotional that I have not watched it since than. The scene with Mary running to pick up Jesus when he fell down had me crying out loud.

31 posted on 12/01/2006 6:21:54 AM PST by mware (By all that you hold dear... on this good earth... I bid you stand! Men of the West!)
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To: mware

32 posted on 12/01/2006 6:22:38 AM PST by Dr. Scarpetta
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To: Dr. Scarpetta

Absolutely.


33 posted on 12/01/2006 6:22:58 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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To: mware

My condolences on the death of your mother.


34 posted on 12/01/2006 6:23:17 AM PST by Dr. Scarpetta
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To: Dr. Scarpetta
Proving that he is not a wise man, Mr. Verniere states that the Magi travel East from Persia to reach Bethlehem.

Putz-o-rama.

35 posted on 12/01/2006 6:26:37 AM PST by Ol' Sox
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To: Dr. Scarpetta
I wonder how they will portray the angels???

In Jesus of Nazareth they never showed the angels. I thought it was very well done.

36 posted on 12/01/2006 6:26:41 AM PST by mware (By all that you hold dear... on this good earth... I bid you stand! Men of the West!)
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To: Ol' Sox
Mr. Verniere states that the Magi travel East from Persia to reach Bethlehem

LOL, details, details details

37 posted on 12/01/2006 6:28:19 AM PST by mware (By all that you hold dear... on this good earth... I bid you stand! Men of the West!)
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To: Dr. Scarpetta
"Holy Bore: The New Movie ‘Nativity Story’ Has No New Blessings to Offer "


This title is hilarious..."No NEW Blessings to offer???


LOL
38 posted on 12/01/2006 6:30:00 AM PST by Jeffrey_D. (Seek first to understand, then to be understood)
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To: Ol' Sox

I think that Mr. Verniere doesn't care about the facts, just that it's a "holy bore."


39 posted on 12/01/2006 6:30:43 AM PST by Dr. Scarpetta
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To: Jeffrey_D.

Doesn't the title make you want to see it?


40 posted on 12/01/2006 6:31:33 AM PST by Dr. Scarpetta
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