...so this nuclear waste smuggler walks into a bar with a Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi, and SEVEN bartenders go over to them, and day,....................
(Please place punchline here)
:~)
So the spy says he was poisoned, but in actuality, he was selling the Polonium to Islamic terrorists. Like the dufus he was, he actually screwed up and exposed himself to it. Then, his buddies got exposed.
Once it became clear he was dying, he blamed Putin who he hates for crushing the Chechnyan rebellion..composed of Islamic fascist terrorists.
Dunno... not much of a punch line, but it has a punch!