[proud American in Canada]

LOL!

[krunkygirl]

Thank you for posting. I needed that laugh.

Bless our very smart troops and their very acerbic wit!

[martin_fierro]

P.S.--WHAT ADVICE CAN YOU GIVE ME ON HOW TO MEET REALLY RICH WOMEN?

1. Wait for the husbands to croak
2. Swoop

[savedbygrace]

LVOL.

(the V is for 'very')

[Chi-townChief]

LMAO

[Irish Eyes]

Thanks for the laugh. Have sent it to friends.

[Recovering Hermit]

I'm way beyond the point where these jokes are even funny anymore.

If we just let these guys cut loose, this "war" would be over in a month.

Instead, they have to abide to some ridiculous "guidlines" which do nothing other than to increase our death toll.

Shame on our politicians, and their politically correct cluster-fuck...our guys are getting killed because of you.

[I'm ALL Right!]

7) HOW DOES ONE OBTAIN A DISHONORABLE DISCHARGE FROM THE MILITARY, AND MANAGE TO GET ALL RECORDS OF SAID DISCHARGE PURGED/SANITIZED?

[TXBlair]

This is fabulous! Thanks for posting.

[Kimberly GG]

6.) WHAT IS A REALISTIC PERIOD OF TIME IN WHICH TO ACQUIRE THESE WOUNDS? LESS THAN THREE MONTHS SOUNDS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS EVEN TO US.

As part of a 'team' who did extensive research on Kerry, one thing I've always wondered about and have never found statistics on, is whether or not anyone else in any conflict has ever received 3 purple hearts in less than 3 months? Ever? Anyone know?