To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Let me be the first to say that I would never attempt to wrestle a gopher much less teach the little varmint to swim.
What's next - cat juggling?
4 posted on
12/08/2006 4:53:36 PM PST by
The Lumster
(USA - where the innocent have nothing to fear!)
To: The Lumster
When I was a kid I shot a gopher in the butt with my little spring loaded Daisy 1873 lever action BB gun.
Gophers don't like that. Good thing he didn't catch me or my dog because I didn't realize they were such good wrestlers.
Seriously though, the SEALs are looking in the right placed if they want strong, motivated people.
6 posted on
12/08/2006 5:04:27 PM PST by
navyguy
(We don't need more youth. What we need is a fountain of SMART.)
To: The Lumster; All
Yeah, SO? You wanna make somethin' outta that?
My 5 lb. Blue Tonkinese Male happens to be a deadly shot with most handguns, a 9th degree Black Belt in Akido, writes sonnets in the original Inuit, and rarely has a hairball.
Well sometines.
And when he is celebrating,...well you DONT want to hear about what he made a Rottweiler do. I'll just say dont get a Tonkinese drunk on T'quilla shooters, warm Strawberry Jello and guava juice.
He would be a pretty good Seal except for the "URK-URK" part. It would keep coming out "Meeeow-meeow"
25 posted on
12/09/2006 4:13:20 AM PST by
Gideon Reader
("The quiet gentleman sitting in the corner sipping some very nice Golan Heights Cabernet..)
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