Posted on 12/14/2006 3:10:30 AM PST by alnitak
"Is that a Titlest? Whata know, a hole in one."
BTW, I get to work at 5:00 am PST, so my day's already half over. ;)
"Wet Dreams" by Kip Addotta Bump
Lol!
Your joke brings to mind a true story. Not long after I met my 22-year old brother-in-law, he asked if I would like to make a little wager. I told him I wasn't much of a betting man. He bet me that he could bite his own ear. I put down my dollar, wondering what the catch was. Then he pulled out from his mouth a full set of upper and lower false teech and clamped them on his ear! Best entertainment a dollar ever bought me! He had lost all of his teeth at 18 due to a rare gum disease. This little ruse paid for all his drinks at the bars.
That fellow looks like an alien. I wonder if he's some sort of human-alien hybrid?
http://www.alienshift.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/TalllWhites.jpg
World's tallest or world's ugliest man?
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