Skip to comments.A HAPPY HANUKKAH TO ALL FELLOW JEWISH FREEPERS. (Hannukah Begins Tonight)
Posted on 12/15/2006 7:16:57 AM PST by yoely
Hi All, I would like to take a few minuets, to wish you all a very happy Hanukkah, and may the festival of lights bring light to all for all year round, with peace and prosperity for all. May we all have a happy and healthy holiday.
Peace to YOU. Have a wonderful celebration. :))
Absolutely. Happy Hannukah, my friends.
OOPS, I didn't see that one.
MY wife made latkes for the sabbath and wouldnt let me eat any. On the other hand, my son is waiting to open his presents. He keeps asking.
And a Happy Hannukah from your fellow NON-Jewish FReepers!
The world would be immeasurably poorer without Jewish people in it.
Happy Hanukkah to All!
From a Christian who genuinely loves all of my Jewish brothers and sisters!
LOL I caught that too ...
Happy Hannukah !!!!
Happy Hanukkah! May the G-d of Jacob bless you and your family.
I am not Jewish but Happy Hanukkah back to you.
I grew up Catholic in a largely Jewish neighborhood.I used to be jealous as all get out that most of my friends got eight days of presents and I only got one! ;-)
Happy Hanukkah!!! Merry Christmas!!!! HappyMerry Festivus!!!!!!
Thank you and back at you. This gentile may open a present in honor of the holiday tonight. I know my daughter wanted to be like her friend when she found out about the multiple days.%^)
HAPPY HANUKKAH!!! My Latkes are made and ready to eat!! Hope everyone has a Blessed one!!
The whole present thing is really stolen from the christians. There is a thing as hannukah gelt (money) because when the maccabees took the temple back from the syrian-greeks, they minted new money as a way of showing they were in power. So there is a thing as giving money, but giving gifts is really a thing for the holliday of purim which is in spring about a month before passover.
Anyone have the words to Adam Sandler's Hanukkah song?? It's hilarious!
Intro: this is a song, that uh, theres alot of xmas songs out there, but not
Too many about hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish
Kids who dont get to hear any hanukkah songs--here we go...
Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah
Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,
Hanukkah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.
When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list of
People who are jewish, just like you and me:
David lee roth lights the menorrah,
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the karnickey deli,
Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.
Paul newmans half jewish; goldie hawns half too,
Put them together--what a fine lookin jew! [esus]
You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
Cause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish!
Put on your yalmulka, its time for hanukkah,
The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.
O.j. simpson-- not a jew!
But guess who is...hall of famerrod carew--(he converted!)
We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,
Harrison fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby!
Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,
Well, hes not, but guess who is:all three stooges. [esus]
So many jews are in show biz--
Tom cruise isnt, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [esus]
Tell your friend veronica, its time you celebrate hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.
So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Hanukkah. happy hanukka!
For some reason,this title does not disturb me. ;^)
Happy Hanukkah, FRiend!
Back at Ya'll
Play dreidel here:
Happy Hanukkah to all our Jewish Freepers.
As we say down here in the South;
HAPPY CHAKA KAHN!
What about Adam Sandler's Hannukah Song? Happy Hannukah to y'all..
Happy Hannukah. Shalom from a Catholic boy....
Put on your Yamaka
Its time for Chanukah
So much funnaka
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a Dreidle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
Guess who gives and receives
Loads of Chanukah toys
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys
Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
Courtney Love is half too
Put them together
What a funky bad ass Jew
We got Harvey Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
And yes her boobs are real
Put on that yarmulka
Its time for Chanukah
2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
Still not a Jew
But guess who is,
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn't
but now he's back,
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.
Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
On the PGA tour
No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.
So many Jews are in the show biz
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
But my mother thinks he is.
Tell the world-amanaka
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
It's not pronounced Ch-nakah
The C is silent in Chanukah
So read your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in Tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka
Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!
And part 3:
Put on your yamulke
It's time for Chanukah (sounds good guys)
Once again it's Onakah
The miracle of Chanukah. (give it up for the Drei Dels)
Chanukah is the festival of lights.
One day of presents?
Hell no, We get eight crazy nights.
But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you
So here comes number three!
Ross and Phoebe from "Friends" say the Chanukah blessing.
So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and "Will & Grace"'s Debra Messing.
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy.
Maybe they should have called that show "Little Kosher House on the Prairie."
We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black.
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back!
(Just kidding Tommy!)
We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe
But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow! (I'm jewish!)
Oh My God! Sweet Robbie Schneider is here!
Put on the yamukah
Here comes Chanukah
The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica
Oooo, good job Schneider
Osama bin Laden--(Booo!)--not a big fan of the Jews.
Well, maybe that's because he lost a figure skating match to gold medalist
Sarah Hughes! (her mama's Jewish)
Houdini and David Blaine escaped straightjackets with such precision.
But the one thing they could not get out of
Their painful circumcision.
As for Half-Jewish actors, Seann Penn is quite the great one,
And Marlon Brando not a Jew at all ,
But it looks to me like he ate one.
There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck and Paula Abdul.
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music
But first came Hebrew school.
It's time to celebrate Chanukah.
I hope I get an Abrtronicah,
on this joyful, toyful Chanukah.
So get a high colonicah
And soil your long johnukahs
If you really really wantukah.
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy
From Texas, "Shalom Y'all".
......So there is a thing as giving money...
cash has no enemies
What's the name of the Jewish holiday where TEENAGE boys light a huge bonfire?
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