Extolling The Female Tongue

GOPUSA ^ | December 18, 2006 | Selwyn Duke

[Last Laugh]

you could always put a pic of Hillary under the lid with a down arrow and the caption "give it to me right there, big boy!"

I don't dare place that offensive picture on it - my toilet would crack and can't have that. It's an old 1959, with the BIG tank that actually flushes on the first try!

[Ouderkirk]

Had this damned dog who was a wonderful pet, except he would drink out of the toilet. Tried to train him otherwise, and it just wasn't happening. New rule of the house: lid down on the toilets...no excuses.

Yes the dog licks his a$$ while cleaning himself, but it's just not nearly as gross.

[Fierce Allegiance]

I tend to like female tongues.

I'm very strict in my 'female tongue only' policy.

[camle]

my cats drink out of the toilet - I just keep them flushed.

saves me having to bend over and fill thier water dish.

[oldbrowser]

They repeat things endlessly. Same thing 4 or 5 times.

It's not the quantity of the communication, it's the quality.

[camle]

you can try Helen Thomas?

[the OlLine Rebel]

Try examining HOMES.

My dear husband's bedroom bathroom STUNK of urine because he stands and I guess doesn't clean regularly. The room looked OK, if bit cluttered, but it smelled. Definitely. I've never smelled a home's bathroom like that.

I finally told him about it when he was setting up to sell his house for our marriage. Just common sense never mind I was afraid our (friend) real-estate agent would have the dubious embarrassing duty to tell him to "clean up the stink" to help sell.

[RockinRight]

That's not what I heard.

[the OlLine Rebel]

ROFL!

How about ol'Helen?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Sitting IS superior to standing. It's much, much cleaner for all the others involved. Besides, you get to rest. :D

I still prefer to stand. When I pee sitting down (while taking a crap), my bladder doesn't empty completely.

[the OlLine Rebel]

May I suggest the "automatic feeders"?

[RockinRight]

I dunno...I worked fast food and cleaned both bathrooms (I was 16 at the time) and the men's was usually worse. Granted, this place was a de facto truck stop being right off the highway in an otherwise industrial area.

[the OlLine Rebel]

Really? Interesting. Never heard that complaint from my dad. And he's getting on to 70.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I remember a rest station I stopped at on I-40 east of Albuquerque. One of the urinals was full of dead beetles floating in the little pool of water.

[Disambiguator]

You men act as if all you ever do is urinate.

What do you do when you defecate?

We do that standing up, too. It's great fun with urinals!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Look, why don't you all just turn on the bathroom light, make sure the seat is down, and if it was originally up, just cut your husbands off for six months. Complaining doesn't solve anything.

[al baby]

they great butterflyed and grilled with salsa

[the OlLine Rebel]

ROFL!


You just had to try to pull that off, huh?

[ilovew]

Funny. I always get told I don't talk very much like it's a problem :P

[Last Laugh]

you can try Helen Thomas?

Only if she'll flush on the first try!