9. That's how the guy did it in "The Professional."
8. Wanted to impress his PC girlfriend with his non-violence.
7. Was looking for Chuck Norris.
6. Was sulking and then the knob came off.
5. Kid wouldn't stop crying and he was going smooth off.
4. Was being punished for tattling.
3. Wasn't sure how she'd take it if he "came out."
2. Didn't want to be sent back to Cuba.
1. Was re-tracing his steps to find out how he got into that relationship in the first place.
Thank you … outstanding response …
"Jerry Johnson" is not your typical Cubano name.
However there is a Cuban immigrant (and now retired USAF bird Colonel), whose last name is Rustan. But then again his first name is Pedro. Pedro Rustan