Powerball Winner: Thieves Cleaned Me Out

NEW YORK POST ^ | Jan 12, 11:35 AM EST

[Joe 6-pack]

"I've decided that I'm going to move Katrina refugees into all the houses around a liberal co-worker."

I have a few of them (Katrina refugees) leasing an old refrigerator in my yard if you'd like to pick them up on a rent-to-buy option...

[Tijeras_Slim]

I'll send a soggy schoolbus for them.

[38special]

or donated to the Hillary campaign

[Joe 6-pack]

Pick 'em up by the end of the weekend and I'll throw in a plasma TV.

[Tijeras_Slim]

They're drawing for $150M on Saturday night, I'll call if everything works out.

[Joe 6-pack]

"They're drawing for $150M on Saturday night..."

You read that wrong....it's actually 150M Pesos. If you win I'll send you gas money.

[TET1968]

I think this guy needs to pee in a cup.

[Tijeras_Slim]

150M Pesos

We'll go to that pizza parlor in Texas and order a small.

[TET1968]

I would feed the children and promote world peace.

[TET1968]

not.

[geopyg]

I saw that too. Most lottery players that play it regularily enough to win big are losers. They have poor jobs, poorly educated, think the world is out to get them and think "if I could just win a million dollars everything would be great".

After they win they are still losers, poorly educated and after they have stupidly lost all their money they still think the world is out to get them.

[Tijeras_Slim]

You had me worried there for a second.

[lepton]

Man, if I won $315 million, not only would I still have it in hand,

No you wouldn't. 3/5 would go straight to the governments. :)

[UpAllNight]

--I only wish I'd been able to find him and pitch an idea or two.--

You would be in line behind a few other hundred that alread had found him!

[vollmond]

You read that wrong....it's actually 150M Pesos. If you win I'll send you gas money.

Hey! I could send out for Pizza in Texas with that.

[TET1968]

Actually, I would establish a college preparatory school for girls.
I think I would make a great Headmaster.
And yes, the uniform would include a pleated tartan skirt.

[BigCinBigD]

"He should have just upgraded to a double-wide and stopped there."
Exactly. I win 113 Million, just a modest home a good dog a nice truck and driving distance to a Wally World would be enough for me.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Can I install the security cameras?

[TET1968]

"I win 113 Million, just a modest home a good dog a nice truck and driving distance to a Wally World would be enough for me."
I would hire an Inga to check the PH factor in my indoor hot tub....hourly.

[TET1968]

You sick puppy.