When it's warm in New York, it's called Global Warming. When it's cold in Southern California, it's called Global Warming.
It's used to be called: Weather. (But that's so 1980s.)
I remember there was a big snow storm back east several years ago. I guy came on the news and said this storm was proof of global warming. I about fell out of my chair. You are right. The Eco freaks cannot loose. It its too warm its caused by global warming and if its too cold its cased by global warming.