I guess he just couldn't handle living in Bikini Bottom anymore, next to Spongebob.
Posted on 01/19/2007 9:08:42 AM PST by FLOutdoorsman
In the summer of 2004, Beth and Ken Cone boarded their Sundeer 60 Eagles Wings in their home port of Waukegan, Illinois, sailed across the Great Lakes and out the St. Lawrence Seaway, and have been cruising the world ever since.
The latest post on their website, Vancones.org, concerns an episode of underbody sabotage attributed to one of the most mysterious creatures of the deep, the giant squid. While visiting Papeete, Tahiti, the Cones met up with their old cruising pal, Shigeo Kitano, whose progress on a recent passage from the Galopagos to the Marquesas had been impeded by an unknown hindrance somewhere below the waterline of his sloop, Akitsushima II.
Investigating the findings of another cruiser, who hypothesized that Akitsushima II had been latched onto by a giant squid, the Cones donned scuba gear and inspected the underbody, where they found "hundreds of strange circular marks on the keel, rudder and hull, where the soft bottom paint had been rubbed away…the marks looked like suction cup marks. But not just any suction cups. Double cups within cups. Like the ones on a squid. A really, really big squid."
The Cones went on to compile the following list of pros and cons supporting the giant squid theory:
"Cons
* Giant squid definitely exist but are almost never seen alive. Only last year year did researchers finally get some pictures of a live one. And that was from a submarine 2950 feet below the surface. * There have been just a handful of reports of squid attacks on boats in the last 200 years. * Shigeo didn't report feeling the violent motion, or shaking, which accompanied the other reported attacks. * Giant squid suction cups are usually about 5 cm. Some of these seem bigger. Some of the edges are blurred, suggesting the cups moved around in the same general spot, enlarging the "footprint". But even some of the sharper outlines are bigger than 5 cm. * This squid would have to have stayed with the boat for weeks and weeks. The other reported attacks lasted for minutes.
Pros
* We can't think of any ocean junk that would leave this kind of pattern. Barnacles and seaweed don't leave these marks. We've never seen fishing floats that would do this. We can't think of any other natural phenomenon that would make such marks. On the other hand, they look just like those squid suckers. * Shigeo's keel and rudder are pretty streamlined. There's nothing much that would catch and hold a fishing net or other garbage, unless it tangled in the prop. But there was nothing in the prop. * A squid on the rudder would certainly explain why the boat was hard to steer. And why the autopilot reported "weather helm." And a squid could explain why some of Shigeo's water intakes stopped working intermittently. * Shigeo was sailing through a very fertile piece of ocean, known for its population of sperm whales. Sperm whales eat giant squid. And often have scars from the suckers."
Wow.
I guess he just couldn't handle living in Bikini Bottom anymore, next to Spongebob.
He'd probably like to move so far away that he can brag about it. He'd probably rather tear out his brain stem, go out to the nearest four-way intersection and jump rope with it than go on living where he does now.
If that picture is real it is just incredible to me. That is just unbelievable. I'm astonished!
That is just creepy. Creepy, creepy, creepy.
Your post conjured up a whole sequence for me.
The squid is being attacked, maybe fleeing from one or more whales, as you suggest, when something looms up in front of it.
It can't dodge and decides to fight back so it reaches out and embraces it's tormentor in a death grip and thinks (the squid equivalent of) "all right, you bastard, you may kill me but I'm taking you with me."
But the opponent doesn't fight back. It just continues to travel on, away from the pursuers.
"Fine, you want to play it that way! See if I care. I'm not letting go. You're doomed, whale boy!" it thinks, then leans against the hull of this ship and sighs, waiting for death.
Many hours (or days) later the squid realizes that the thing it's grappled with isn't trying to kill it and and has taken it out of range of the pursuers. With difficulty the suckers are loosened and it falls away, exhausted, but alive.
The last thing it thinks before moving away quietly is "Just Damn! That was lucky. I wonder what the hell that thing was? Big dumb fish if I ever saw one. Next time I'll have to see if it tastes good."
LOL! At least, that was MY reason!
"Clear eyes. Wow..."
I have taken to watching old episodes of The Rifleman tonight.
Hey check out this squid.
I have on ALton Brown cooking duck. I won't even eat duck, but it's better than watching the news shows.
I think I will switch to EWTN.
The beak of one of the colossus squid.
Raymond Arroyo will be on at 8. He often has interesting interviews. With the march for life coming up this weekend it should be interesting.
Geeze... That link!
I just spent 4 hours reading the entire site!
pro life World Over, pings.
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