L Ron put out a more goofy far out creation story than any I have heard so far. A Scientologists brain would have to be in the pounded into jam stage before they would believe any of it.
It must be that by the time they are initiated into the so called inner mysteries, crock of crap tho they are, they have spent too much time and money and are so indoctrinated and incriminated that they cannot quit.
Pretty much. Been there, done that... (well not quite that far into it)...