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Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology
Sun online ^ | January 23, 2007 | EMILY SMITH

Posted on 01/23/2007 9:43:34 AM PST by null and void

TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: assclown; blasphemy; cultofpersonality; deceiver; dorkbrain; fakereligion; kook; loon; nutjobreligion; scientology; spacealienssaywhat; tinfoilhat; tomcruise
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To: Larry Lucido
Cruise-ify?

Funny!

61 posted on 01/23/2007 9:56:53 AM PST by Veto! (Opinions freely dispensed as advice)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

You are soooo bad. (In a good way)...


62 posted on 01/23/2007 9:57:03 AM PST by null and void (<----- Shocked and odd...)
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To: null and void
Tom Cruise needs to purge the Klingons from his butt...
63 posted on 01/23/2007 9:57:26 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Free enterprise will pave the road to the stars!)
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To: null and void

Charles Manson is big on Scientology and his followers used to call him Jesus Christ. Not a similarity I'd be too proud of if I was Tom Cruise.


64 posted on 01/23/2007 9:57:53 AM PST by SpaceBar
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To: Red Badger

Gay as an Easter bonnet. Queer as a three-dollar bill.

That, and mad as a hatter.


65 posted on 01/23/2007 9:57:58 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: null and void
As soon as Tom rises from the dead, without the help of stunt men and animation, I'll worship him. Till then, I can only LAUGH at him.
66 posted on 01/23/2007 9:58:01 AM PST by AmericaUnited
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To: EveningStar

*rolling eyes* ping!


67 posted on 01/23/2007 9:58:58 AM PST by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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To: AmericaUnited

If he does that, I'll assume that he's The Beast.


68 posted on 01/23/2007 9:59:19 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: null and void

He must have the IQ of a turnip, rising that high in the organization without figuring it out.


69 posted on 01/23/2007 9:59:25 AM PST by flying Elvis ("In...War, the errors which proceed from a spirit of benevolence are the worst" Clausewitz.)
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To: arjay

Laugh at it. I am. Previously, perhaps Scientology held some kind of mystique, but now with the internet, most people are aware of what nutcases these people are. Aliens on your body. It makes me laugh.


70 posted on 01/23/2007 9:59:26 AM PST by mel
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To: XR7

Probably true...once you apply the cross-test..."Jesus" Cruise fails miserably and looks like an absolute idiot.

If this doesn't convince people of the goofy business surrounding Scientology....then I don't know what will.


71 posted on 01/23/2007 9:59:31 AM PST by pepsionice
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To: null and void
And like Christ, TomCrooz will perform miracles.

Like getting himself to come out of the closet.

72 posted on 01/23/2007 9:59:41 AM PST by Lazamataz (You are not your mind. You are not your emotions. You are not your pain. All you are is love.)
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To: Anti-Bubba182
It must be that by the time they are initiated into the so called inner mysteries, crock of crap tho they are, they have spent too much time and money and are so indoctrinated and incriminated that they cannot quit.

Pretty much. Been there, done that... (well not quite that far into it)...

73 posted on 01/23/2007 9:59:54 AM PST by null and void (<----- Shocked and odd...)
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To: Red Badger

Yeah ole Tom is Queen

I hear that real reason why Nicole Kidman marry him is because of boost of the career she felt sorry for him ROFL


74 posted on 01/23/2007 10:00:45 AM PST by SevenofNine ("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: ArrogantBustard

Tom is also a few thetans short of a happy meal. (So to speak.)


75 posted on 01/23/2007 10:00:57 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: dangus

Yes. Let's keep all the questions on that thread, though. Makes them easier to find and all that...


76 posted on 01/23/2007 10:01:09 AM PST by null and void (<----- Shocked and odd...)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

Give him a plate full of steamed clams.


77 posted on 01/23/2007 10:01:55 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: null and void

Can we crucify him and see if he comes back to life?


78 posted on 01/23/2007 10:01:56 AM PST by BMIC
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To: snarks_when_bored

I thought you had a vowel movement...


79 posted on 01/23/2007 10:01:56 AM PST by null and void (<----- Shocked and odd...)
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To: Red Badger
Would you like to buy a vowel?......check eBay........

Vowel envy is kind of like RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome) and PAD (Peripheral Artery Disease):  you can pay to get it fixed, but you're not sufficiently interested to make the effort...

80 posted on 01/23/2007 10:04:42 AM PST by snarks_when_bored
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