FNC: John Kerry Will NOT Run for President!!!

January 24, 2007

[Howlin]

Just breaking.......he's suppose to announce this today!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Shame, I wasn't through bashing Lurch yet.

[penelopesire]

LOL...I hope he does a web video.

[pissant]

That's too bad. One more doofus in the mix would have been fine by me.

[Howlin]

PING!!!

[sappy]

ahh, why the long face, John?

[Republican Red]

With Kerry it is probably that he will not run before he runs.

[darkwing104]

Is this a case where he wasn't going to run before he runs.

[Howlin]

There's still time; he's going to hold a press conference today, they say.

I dunno.....he usually just sends out a press release.

[SevenofNine]

OH THat sucks I want see another punking by who ever John Kerry run against LOL!

[AUJenn]

Wonder if Teresa had anything to do with this decision? Anyone seen or heard from her in a while? Are they still even together?

[darkwing104]

Just beat me to it...

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Dag nab it!!!

[mystery-ak]

[Republican Red]

Well heck, I've got quite a file of Kerry pictures.

Good times.

[wastedyears]

Party time

[Howlin]

So now we have yet another whackjob Democrat who didn't get to run.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Maybe he want's to be Durham DA, I hear that job may be open soon. ;)

[Xenalyte]

I've told this on FR before, so if you've heard it, apologies.

Thanksgiving 2004, we were with my family and telling jokes. I said, "So John Kerry walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'Hey John, why the long face?'"

Totally in earnest, my sister said, "Well, was he sad?"

(Until then, we never knew she had a talent for being the straight man.)

[Mo1]

All I have to say is

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .. he didn't have a chance in hell anyhow

[Vaquero]

[wastedyears]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

That soldier should get a promotion.

[rod1]

Then how about Mondale, Gore...why even Carter still has a term of eligibility left. We need more proven losers in this democRAT Race.

[mbennett203]

"Yes! Yeeeees! Let me taste your tears, John! Mmmmm, the tears of unfathomable sadness!"

[joebuck]

Looks like everyone on the Left, even his loopy wife, is too smart to throw any more money down that loser rathole. Can't run with no money coming in.

[My2Cents]

Teresa cut off his allowance?

[Yaelle]

The truups will be dizapoynted if he duzent runn!

[firewalk]

he had no chance...

[HEY4QDEMS]

I voted against running before I voted for it.

[Vaquero]

[edpc]

Are we sure this announcement isn't just another botched joke. After all.....we're not smart enough to comprehend his wit and depth....

[N. Theknow]

Perhaps Mama T has told him he has to fly commercial and he doesn't want to cross Hillary.

OR

Hillary has his "real" Navy discharge papers in her files.

[verity]

Continue bashing because he has earned it over the years. :-)

[andy58-in-nh]

Somewhere, another wealthy heiress awaits.

[Ramius]

Heh. Odd that I find myself strangely disappointed. :-)

[Vaquero]

[Kate of Spice Island]

Shame, I wasn't through bashing Lurch yet.

Me neither!

[onyx]

He was caught standing up and applauding twice last night, so I guess he was told he's disqualified.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Cue up "Tied to the Whipping Post."

[Keith in Iowa]

One less turd in the punchbowl...drat it. :)

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Damn!

And I had my next $500 donation to Swift Boat Veterans for Truth (aka "The Swifties") budgeted and ready to go!

[Peach]

Darn it. He was worth a laugh a day.

[OldCorps]

That was me on the left when comrade clinton was president and he visited installations.

[Republican Red]

Just for old times sake, a classic freeper thread:

Post your Girlyman Kerry Photos Here
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1180941/posts

[A Citizen Reporter]

BWAHAHAH! I wonder if something happened on the floor last night. Because the minute the Pres stopped speaking Kerry beat feet up the aisle faster than anything I've ever seen.

Who was he sitting next to?

[napscoordinator]

This ought to be funny. What a fool he is to get in front of the cameras and give America the best news in awhile. He is the biggest joke. How was the vacation?

[MadIvan]

Wonderful things, FBI files.

Regards, Ivan

[Kate of Spice Island]

Wonder if Teresa had anything to do with this decision? Anyone seen or heard from her in a while? Are they still even together?

Not sure but I think she is still living in that jug of wine and spends most nights with Prince Valium.

[sappy]

hilarious. thanksgiving is a great time to give thanks and goof on family.

[Howlin]

It was great, even though it rained the entire time!