To: pabianice
In a shocking twist it has been discovered that the father of the baby is actually J. Howard Marshall II! "We froze some of his love stuff and I decided recently to make a baby. I kept Howards ashes on top of the TV and his love stuff in the freezer in the kitchen. I thawed it out and used a turkey baster!" Anna Nicole Smith was heard to say right before her death.
19 posted on
02/09/2007 10:10:25 AM PST by
isthisnickcool
(I own your children! ---RICK PERRY)
To: isthisnickcool
23 posted on
02/09/2007 10:13:03 AM PST by
mom4kittys
(If velvet could sing, it would sound like Josh Groban)
To: isthisnickcool
LOL...hubby and I discussed the Marshall Plan last night :)
We decided the only person that can be ruled out in this paternity case is Michael Jackson.
56 posted on
02/09/2007 10:46:26 AM PST by
WestTexasWend
(NO OIL FOR APPEASERS)
To: isthisnickcool
I don't think ol' J. Howard was able to rise to the occasion at that point in his life.
69 posted on
02/09/2007 11:01:18 AM PST by
King of Florida
(A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.)
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