LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Actually it was his ex wife and all the stories you heard? They were true and only about half of it.
I don't want to marry the whole team. I'd settle for Kerry Wood.
Its getting to the point (degeneracy on TV) that being beaten with rods in no longer enough.....
Wide spread boycotts organized by churches would be only a start.
Kerry? Don't look for him to be much help around the house. Every time you would ask him to "take out the garbage" he would complain about his arm and shoulder.
You need a real man like Bobby Jenks.