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Would The United Nations Stop An Asteroid?
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| February 21, 2007
| Ben Shapiro
Posted on 02/21/2007 5:01:08 AM PST by UltraConservative
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To: UltraConservative
Ha, they couldn't keep Kofi's fingers out of the till and they couldn't make UN 'peacekeepers' behave themselves with helpless children... how could they stop an asteroid?
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posted on
02/21/2007 5:04:05 AM PST
by
SMARTY
("Stay together, pay the soldiers and forget everything else." Lucius Septimus Severus)
To: UltraConservative
Their first act would be to pass a resolution blaming it on Israel.
To: UltraConservative
Stopping an asteroid's one solution to the U.N. problem.
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posted on
02/21/2007 5:06:02 AM PST
by
pax_et_bonum
(I will always love you, Flyer.)
To: SMARTY
Would The United Nations Stop An Asteroid?
No, but an asteroid would be an effective way of crushing the UN to dust.
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posted on
02/21/2007 5:06:14 AM PST
by
aruanan
To: UltraConservative
...involving the construction of a "Gravity Tractor,"...Didn't Mr. Haney sell Mr. Douglas one of these?
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posted on
02/21/2007 5:06:16 AM PST
by
Tinian
To: UltraConservative
If the UN can't stop two African tribes from cutting each other up with machetes, how on earth could they do anything worthwhile?
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posted on
02/21/2007 5:07:27 AM PST
by
metesky
("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
To: UltraConservative
He&* ...doubt they could even tell the difference between a hemmorhoid and an asteroid.....
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posted on
02/21/2007 5:07:32 AM PST
by
mo
To: UltraConservative
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posted on
02/21/2007 5:08:19 AM PST
by
xcamel
(Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
To: UltraConservative
Actually, the UN would demand America turn over billions for their project while skimming from the top and then passing it to the French to actually implement.
We'd all die broke. In fact we'd probably die before the asteroid hit - from the French machine...
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posted on
02/21/2007 5:12:18 AM PST
by
DB
To: xcamel; All
Someone needs to photoshop an asteroid hitting the U.N. building. :-)
Hint: The pantywaist bureaucrats there would still be trying to schedule "multi-party-talks" with the asteroid when it hit.
Cheers!
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posted on
02/21/2007 5:12:30 AM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: mo
"He&* ...doubt they could even tell the difference between a hemmorhoid and an asteroid....."
The UN IS a hemmorhoid. A bleeding pain in the rear, LOL.
To: UltraConservative
Would The United Nations Stop An Asteroid?No.
They'd shake it down for a donation... then rape it.
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posted on
02/21/2007 5:18:16 AM PST
by
johnny7
("We took a hell of a beating." -'Vinegar Joe' Stilwell)
To: UltraConservative
According to the show, "UFO Files", the official protocol for any object or life form coming to Earth, must be reviewed by the UN before any action is taken.
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posted on
02/21/2007 5:23:28 AM PST
by
wolfcreek
(Please Lord, May I be, one who sees what's in front of me.)
To: UltraConservative
Will the Gravity Tractor be a Hybrid?
Will it burn dirty Diesel fuel?
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posted on
02/21/2007 5:23:41 AM PST
by
sgtbono2002
(I will forgive Jane Fonda, when the Jews forgive Hitler.)
To: sgtbono2002
Will the Gravity Tractor be a Hybrid? Will it burn dirty Diesel fuel?
Worse yet, nuke powered.
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posted on
02/21/2007 5:35:21 AM PST
by
CPOSharky
(Coming soon, the Global Warming Inquisition.)
To: UltraConservative
The UN couldn't stop a ball from rolling uphill...
'nuf said!
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posted on
02/21/2007 5:37:50 AM PST
by
riskybiz
($$$$ and votes are the coinage of Congress)
To: UltraConservative
Yeah! The UN will send the asteroid a sharply worded warning.
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posted on
02/21/2007 5:39:08 AM PST
by
Redleg Duke
(Heaven is home...I am just TDY here!)
To: UltraConservative
The UN would pay $50 million to the asteroid to avoid the earth but skim $49 million before the payout.
To: UltraConservative
Well sure they could get together. And they will, they will all get together and DEMAND that America do something about it.
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posted on
02/21/2007 5:47:25 AM PST
by
McGavin999
("Hard is not Hopeless" General Petraeus)
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