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Knitting women unite to keep Navy dolphins warm (Update with video)
KOMO-TV ^ | March 2, 2007 | Bryan Johnson

Posted on 03/05/2007 8:18:47 AM PST by Stoat

Knitting women unite to keep Navy dolphins warm

Knitting women unite to keep Navy dolphins warm

Story Updated: Mar 2, 2007 at 5:50 PM PST

By Bryan Johnson

A group of women gathered Friday at the Bainbridge Island Senior Center.

They are part of a knitting group growing across the United States.

It only It looks like a knitting club.

This is much more than knit one, purl two. This is politics.

"The whole problem of putting them on the dolphins is one of the things we have to consider in the future. It's an interesting thought," said Jan Bailey, one of the knitters.

The women are knitting sweaters for warm-water bottlenose dolphins. The Navy wants to put them on Homeland Security patrol here.

One of the knitters Karin Beran says that's cruel, but says the dolphins will know what to do with the sweaters.

"Well, I guess the dolphins are so smart, so they can figure it out, if and how and when. I'm just happy to knit for them," Beran said.

They've thought of everything. Susan Scheirman showed me a multi-colored yarn.

"We've imported camouflage yarn for these local dolphins," she said, "so they don't become subject to any kind of terrorism."

Jan Bailey even went to a button store and bought regulation Navy buttons. She sewed the regulation 13 buttons on what could be called the bathroom flap. But dolphins don't have arms:

"That is the dolphins problem. No, that's the Navy's problem," Bailey said. "I think if they have divers in the water, and the dolphins signal. The whole problem of putting them on the dolphins is one of the things we have to consider in the future. Then the divers can go over and unfasten the 13 buttons, one at a time."

They even have a knitting song.

Oh so why do I swim through seas so arctical," one of the lines asks.

The women say they'll keep on knitting as long as the Navy plans to put dolphins in the frigid waters of the Northwest.

The women plan to present the sweaters to Navy officials at a hearing on the plan to put bottlenose dolphin into guard service locally.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; US: Washington; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: barkingmoonbats; ditzytits; dolphins; knitting; knittingfordolphins; moonbats; washington; washingtonstate
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To: Stoat

OK, lets look at this logically. For a short haired dog, a sweater in -20 degree weather makes sense. But if cold is an issue for the dolphins, what the navy really needs give these dolphins is insulated rubber "wet suits" and a high calorie diet.


41 posted on 03/05/2007 9:36:37 AM PST by Pete from Shawnee Mission
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To: Stoat

Patterns that are good for knitting for soldiers:

http://www.cs.oswego.edu/~ebozak/knit/troop-knitting/index.html


42 posted on 03/05/2007 9:36:59 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Stoat
More stupid angry old women who hate America.

The only thing these old women hate more than America and Jesus is George Bush.

43 posted on 03/05/2007 9:41:20 AM PST by Cogadh na Sith (There's an open road from the cradle to the tomb.)
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To: Stoat

I could swear this is from Scrappleface.....Oh, well, stupidity knows no bounds.


44 posted on 03/05/2007 9:48:09 AM PST by CSM ("My favorite therapist: Jack Bauer." - mewzilla, 3/1/2007)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE
Have these "activists" ever thought about the "drag" and "weight" of a water-soaked KNITTED pullover WITH BUTTONS! on a sleek, underwater-evolved mammal like a dolphin?

Somehow I get the impression that 'thinking' is not these activists' strong suit.

Can you say "trying to swim with a trench coat and combat boots" ??? Trying to see an eagle fly wearing galoshes?

Or expecting a Leftist hysteric to do something worthwhile?

Have the papers in Washington been ridiculing their stupidity, or praising their "activism"?

I haven't done a complete search of local press on this important issue, but this blurb from the Tacoma News Tribune may give some insight:

A frostbitten Flipper defeats the purpose TheNewsTribune.com Tacoma, WA

A frostbitten Flipper defeats the purpose

THE NEWS TRIBUNE
Published: March 2nd, 2007 01:00 AM

 

 
A Puget Sound-area group that calls itself “Knitting for Dolphins” is working on a plan to handcraft sweaters, hats and mittens for their warm-water pals.

Think we’re joking? You can’t make stuff like this up.

The knitters, you see, are also avid environmentalists. They’re trying to make a statement that Atlantic bottlenose dolphins will freeze their fins off if they’re brought to Hood Canal to guard Naval Base Bangor against terrorism, which the Navy is studying.

And – this part we’re just assuming – the dolphins haven’t learned to knit for themselves. Lack of opposable thumbs, and all that.

The knitters plan to click away with their needles at public meetings in Keyport on March 27 and Seattle on March 28. (Read more about it at knittingfordolphins.com.)

And while we applaud the knitters’ moxie, we hope the folks trying to protect the Arctic from global warming don’t get any copycat ideas.

America isn’t ready for “Speedos for Polar Bears.”

You may ask: From whence do these dolphin lovers get their single-minded determination?

We wondered, too, until we remembered their manifesto, which spent so much time on The New York Times best-seller list a few years back:

“The Porpoise Driven Life.”

 

If the dolphins DIDN'T like the cold water, it would be evident from the reactions on entering it.

I'm guessing that the dolphins will be so happy in their new abode that they will be phoning home to all of their dolphin pals, urging them to sign up for the Navy program  and avail themselves of a lifetime of free food, great companionship and the finest veterinary care imaginable.

45 posted on 03/05/2007 9:50:55 AM PST by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: Stoat

I would bet that what is on the Navy's website is the tip of the iceberg.

Welcome dolphins, you are fighting for the US of A.

I bet the dolphins are doing things that only a few know about.


46 posted on 03/05/2007 9:55:39 AM PST by 2ndClassCitizen
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To: 2ndClassCitizen
I bet the dolphins are doing things that only a few know about.

And hopefully it will stay that way so that Al Queda won't be able to develop an anti-dolphin strategy.

47 posted on 03/05/2007 9:57:40 AM PST by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: Pete from Shawnee Mission
Isn't that a picture! Soooo cute and homey like!

(Anyone ever tried to swim with a sweater? Share your experience here.)

And the photo has ALMOST the usual requisite racial 'balance' that is de rigueur these days.  Missing is a black Grandma, but I'm guessing that all of the black Grandmas in the area have far too much common sense to join a bunch of lunatics like this.

48 posted on 03/05/2007 10:11:51 AM PST by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

Environmentalists are completely unconcerned about the practicality of their "ideas". They measure success by how much they can inconvenience mankind, and how they "feel".


49 posted on 03/05/2007 10:24:35 AM PST by Doohickey (I am not unappeasable. YOU are just too easily appeased.)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

Jeezus, where is the barf alert?

So many other worthwhile organizations that need knitted items, and these old hippies are knitting sweaters for dolphins. REALITY CHECK!


50 posted on 03/05/2007 10:35:03 AM PST by IN Farm Girl (Hoosier by birth, Boilermaker by the grace of God)
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To: Stoat

Have you no HEART...???


I see NOTHING wrong with this....

As long as they ALSO supply color coordinated umbrellas.


51 posted on 03/05/2007 10:37:16 AM PST by JB in Whitefish
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To: JB in Whitefish

LOL!


52 posted on 03/05/2007 10:39:06 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: stentorian conservative

This has GOTTA be the same group that wanted to put prophylactics on the over populated black bears in New Jersey rather than hunt them to control the numbers....


What next...???

Parachutes for dyslexic EAGLES...???


53 posted on 03/05/2007 10:40:26 AM PST by JB in Whitefish
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To: Stoat
says the dolphins will know what to do with the sweaters.

Next up, diapers for elephants....

54 posted on 03/05/2007 10:42:30 AM PST by Hot Tabasco
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To: Stoat

" They've thought of everything. Susan Scheirman showed me a multi-colored yarn.

"We've imported camouflage yarn for these local dolphins," she said, "so they don't become subject to any kind of terrorism.""

I am speechless.

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Then there's the song...

title: The Whale (Mopy Dick)

Somehow it makes sense that THIS particular group of activists has known PLENTY of Mopy Dicks.


55 posted on 03/05/2007 10:47:18 AM PST by JB in Whitefish
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To: Stoat

During WW II, Hermann Göring's mother and her group knitted a working German King Tiger Tank.

They used steel wool.


56 posted on 03/05/2007 10:48:55 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: Stoat

They need to put down that empty can of whipped cream. What nonsense!


57 posted on 03/05/2007 10:49:42 AM PST by Chili Girl
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To: Stoat

I think most, if not all, of us know this and appreciate it. Our points are how stupid the subject of this article is. One of my thoughts was how little these women know about dolphins and how hazardous to them knitted sweaters would be, that IF the Navy put them on. What these women are doing is just making a stupid statement because the Navy is only going to have a good laugh about it. No one in their right mind would take this seriously, much less put them on these animals.


58 posted on 03/05/2007 11:08:43 AM PST by YellowRoseofTx
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To: YellowRoseofTx

How DARE they....????


FREE THE DOLPHINS....!!!


Or at LEAST get them designer jeans.

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....Hey...wait a minute....I've GAWT it....!!!


This would actually make SENSE if they were muslim dolphins.

A nice, sensible burkha in drip dry Egyptian Cotton....I mean, MAKE A STATEMENT.


59 posted on 03/05/2007 11:13:32 AM PST by JB in Whitefish
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To: JB in Whitefish

*LOL*


60 posted on 03/05/2007 11:16:04 AM PST by YellowRoseofTx
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