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Knitting women unite to keep Navy dolphins warm (Update with video)
KOMO-TV ^ | March 2, 2007 | Bryan Johnson

Posted on 03/05/2007 8:18:47 AM PST by Stoat

Knitting women unite to keep Navy dolphins warm

Knitting women unite to keep Navy dolphins warm

Story Updated: Mar 2, 2007 at 5:50 PM PST

By Bryan Johnson

A group of women gathered Friday at the Bainbridge Island Senior Center.

They are part of a knitting group growing across the United States.

It only It looks like a knitting club.

This is much more than knit one, purl two. This is politics.

"The whole problem of putting them on the dolphins is one of the things we have to consider in the future. It's an interesting thought," said Jan Bailey, one of the knitters.

The women are knitting sweaters for warm-water bottlenose dolphins. The Navy wants to put them on Homeland Security patrol here.

One of the knitters Karin Beran says that's cruel, but says the dolphins will know what to do with the sweaters.

"Well, I guess the dolphins are so smart, so they can figure it out, if and how and when. I'm just happy to knit for them," Beran said.

They've thought of everything. Susan Scheirman showed me a multi-colored yarn.

"We've imported camouflage yarn for these local dolphins," she said, "so they don't become subject to any kind of terrorism."

Jan Bailey even went to a button store and bought regulation Navy buttons. She sewed the regulation 13 buttons on what could be called the bathroom flap. But dolphins don't have arms:

"That is the dolphins problem. No, that's the Navy's problem," Bailey said. "I think if they have divers in the water, and the dolphins signal. The whole problem of putting them on the dolphins is one of the things we have to consider in the future. Then the divers can go over and unfasten the 13 buttons, one at a time."

They even have a knitting song.

Oh so why do I swim through seas so arctical," one of the lines asks.

The women say they'll keep on knitting as long as the Navy plans to put dolphins in the frigid waters of the Northwest.

The women plan to present the sweaters to Navy officials at a hearing on the plan to put bottlenose dolphin into guard service locally.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; US: Washington; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: barkingmoonbats; ditzytits; dolphins; knitting; knittingfordolphins; moonbats; washington; washingtonstate
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To: LearnsFromMistakes
This is crazy. Won't the buttons get caught in the tuna nets?

Somehow I am given to believe that such practical considerations are on the very lowest rung on the ladder of importance for these hateful old crones. They are far more interested in wasting time and resources on an ugly, pointless and counterproductive political 'statement'.

I think that there are many brave and honorable soldiers stationed in cold climates all over the world who will look at this story, look at their thin and worn socks and shake their heads in disgust.

81 posted on 03/08/2007 8:10:39 PM PST by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: Carolinamom

Not to mention the additional weight of water logged yarn will probably drown a few! What are they thinking???


82 posted on 03/08/2007 8:19:25 PM PST by pinz-n-needlez (Jack Bauer wears Tony Snow pajamas)
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To: pinz-n-needlez
Not to mention the additional weight of water logged yarn will probably drown a few! What are they thinking???

Well, they weren't thinking, of course … it's their feelings that were (and still are) paramount. (Earwig alert.)

83 posted on 03/09/2007 10:23:30 AM PST by ShorelineMike (Constituo, ergo sum.)
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To: Stoat

roflol Care to share Rules 1-13? ;)


84 posted on 03/18/2007 2:48:22 PM PDT by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we write in marble. JHuett)
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To: kalee

After posting that, I knew it would only be a matter of time before someone asked :-)
I regret that I haven't spent the time to put together a proper "first thirteen" because in order to do so, I would have to put myself into the mindset of a hysterical, Leftist, America-hating, unhinged, barking moonbat such as these nasty old women (notice that I don't use the expression 'ladies' when referring to them as they have obviously not risen to that high and respectable level of social standing in their cultural development...they deserve no more of an identifier than the most basic and unrefined biological one of 'women') and I find the prospect of doing so to be a singularly unpleasant one. Given that even the most irritating or mundane of tasks at and around the stoat cave are exponentially more enjoyable than placing myself in the mindset of a whithered old Leftist America-hater, I have yet to embark upon such an exercise, Please accept my apologies for disappointing you and please also feel free to compile such a list if you have a great desire to inflict a very, very bad afternoon upon yourself. Given my perception of yourself as a Worthy, Honorable and Respected FReeper, this is something that I would not wish upon you and would not recommend :-)


85 posted on 03/18/2007 4:19:32 PM PDT by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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