roflol Care to share Rules 1-13? ;)
After posting that, I knew it would only be a matter of time before someone asked :-)
I regret that I haven't spent the time to put together a proper "first thirteen" because in order to do so, I would have to put myself into the mindset of a hysterical, Leftist, America-hating, unhinged, barking moonbat such as these nasty old women (notice that I don't use the expression 'ladies' when referring to them as they have obviously not risen to that high and respectable level of social standing in their cultural development...they deserve no more of an identifier than the most basic and unrefined biological one of 'women') and I find the prospect of doing so to be a singularly unpleasant one. Given that even the most irritating or mundane of tasks at and around the stoat cave are exponentially more enjoyable than placing myself in the mindset of a whithered old Leftist America-hater, I have yet to embark upon such an exercise, Please accept my apologies for disappointing you and please also feel free to compile such a list if you have a great desire to inflict a very, very bad afternoon upon yourself. Given my perception of yourself as a Worthy, Honorable and Respected FReeper, this is something that I would not wish upon you and would not recommend :-)