Posted on 03/06/2007 1:24:26 AM PST by Jedi Master Pikachu
The famous reverse news headline "Man bites dog!" is old news to some restaurants in Nigeria's capital, Abuja. "Welcome to animal kingdom where man pikin dey show dog pepper," says Chibuzo Eze in Pidgin English, meaning: Welcome to place where the son of man is giving dogs a hard time. Mr Eze then hungrily gets back to tugging his chunk of dog meat. He is standing under a mango tree in "South Africa", the name of an open-air restaurant hidden behind the living quarters of a Western construction firm in Abuja. "It is called South Africa because behind those high walls you'll find rich Europeans and outside here is Soweto, where we, ordinary masses, struggle with dog meat," Mr Eze explains with a smile playing on his face. 'Improves your sex life' Mr Eze says he eats dog meat because "e dey protect person from all those nyama-nyama disease them" - it gives you immunity from different diseases.
A few yards away Bassey Umoh, South Africa's owner and chief chef, pokes at larger chunks of sizzling meat barbecuing on wire gauze over an open fire. Mr Umoh, or Oga Bassey (oga is Pidgin English for boss) - as the "South Africans" fondly call him, says he has been selling dog meat since he completed a two-year apprenticeship in the business some 30 years ago. He also eats the meat he sells. "Eating dog meat gives you a special protection against the most potent juju (charm)," he claims, reeling off the benefits of dog meat. "Dog meat also improves your sex life. And if you eat dog meat, you cannot be poisoned."
Oga Bassey, however, says that despite the huge demand for his cuisine, his business is not doing very well because dogs are becoming scarce now in Abuja. "Everybody is eating dog meat openly now, that is why dogs are scarce," he says. Easy target Many Abuja dog owners complain that their dogs have gone missing, probably ending up in the likes of Oga Bassey's big dog pepper soup pot.
Most Nigerians keep dogs not as pets, but as guard dogs.
And instead of keeping them in kennels, the dogs are usually left to wander about freely, making them an easy target for people to kidnap and sell to restaurant owners like Mr Umoh. But Mr Umoh says he does not buy stolen dogs. He, however, admits that it is often difficult to tell whether some of the dogs sold to him have been stolen. "We have heard of people stealing dogs to sell. Our policy here in 'South Africa' is that we do not deal in stolen merchandise. So, we normally quiz our customers to be sure they are selling their own dogs," he explains. "Moreover, 'South Africa' is not the only dog-meat joint in Abuja," Mr Umoh adds. Indeed, there are three popular dog meat joints in this district on the western edge of Abuja alone. Also as a rule, there is always a dog-meat pepper soup joint in every army or police barracks in Abuja.
Nigeria's riot police seem to have a thing for dog meat too as a popular dog-meat joint called Obalende sits in the middle of their barracks in Nyanya, another Abuja suburb. Another popular dog-meat spot is "Zimbabwe", an open-air joint next to a small river on the outskirts of Abuja. Unlike "South Africa", "Zimbabwe" is, however, notorious for its gamblers, pick-pockets, prostitutes and bootlegged spirits. Culture Another dog-meat eater, Beke Nnkwo says he was introduced to the cuisine as a cure for malaria.
"People who eat dog meat have no business with malaria," Mr Nnkwo says. "So, I was introduced to the meat as a cure for malaria and I can testify that it works." Mr Nnkwo, an Igbo from south-eastern Nigeria, says eating dog meat is a question of culture. "I hear they eat frogs in certain parts of the world. But I tell you, no matter how you cook or dress a frog, I can never eat it. "But dog is different. So, eating dog meat is a question of culture for me." Dog meat is also eaten in Plateau and Gombe states in the north and it is becoming quite popular in other parts of the country including Kaduna and Adamawa with Abuja as the newest entrant. Asked how tasty the meat is, Mr Nnkwo beams and says: "Oh la la! You don't know what you are missing."
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I can testify that the Nigerian military likes American produced turkey. The Nigerian military consume turkey gizzards by the container load.
Well said my friend.
"If you were hungry enough, you'd eat dog."
In Soviet Russia, dog eats you.
Wait...
"Have become practically a vegetarian"
Nothing wrong with that if it make you happy. Just leaves more dead animals for the rest of us. :)
Frog legs taste like chicken by the way.
That's why they're always licking their balls...
No biggie, many black africans also like to eat monkey, rats and cockroaches. To each his own I guess.
Mmmmm, breaded, fried chicken gizzards are the best snack.
It's not eating dogs, per se, that I find offensive. OK, I do, but I can let that slide. It's their backwards superstitions involving the consumption of dog meat that I find laughable. Also, the fact that, in a country that is short on food generally, dog does not really make sense as a source of meat, unless you're rounding up dogs raised and fed by other people as pets or guard dogs - because if you actually had to raise and feed them yourself, I can't imagine that dogs are really an efficient converter of foodstuffs to meat.
To be sure, however, this sort of stupid, backwards superstition is not limited to the regions of Africa with borderline (or outright) starvation amongst much of the population. In China people eat dogs, cats, and various wild carnivores for the same sorts of reasons.
No, personally I have no use for eating dogs. Man's relationship with dogs is better than that. Of course, many people feel the same way about horses, which to me don't seem much different than livestock, since I've never had much involvement with them.
It's not eating dogs, per se, that I find offensive. OK, I do, but I can let that slide. It's their backwards superstitions involving the consumption of dog meat that I find laughable. Also, the fact that, in a country that is short on food generally, dog does not really make sense as a source of meat, unless you're rounding up dogs raised and fed by other people as pets or guard dogs - because if you actually had to raise and feed them yourself, I can't imagine that dogs are really an efficient converter of foodstuffs to meat.
To be sure, however, this sort of stupid, backwards superstition is not limited to the regions of Africa with borderline (or outright) starvation amongst much of the population. In China people eat dogs, cats, and various wild carnivores for the same sorts of reasons.
No, personally I have no use for eating dogs. Man's relationship with dogs is better than that. Of course, many people feel the same way about horses, which to me don't seem much different than livestock, since I've never had much involvement with them.
Nigerian food table!
A Nigerian "Good Humor" car
Nigerian "Black Angus Beef"
Paris Hilton has her "Tinkerbell" little purse dog; Hillary has her "Billie Blob", pictured here.
Many years ago my friend used to buy tamales from a street vendor in Amarillo, Texas. The vendor was finally shut down after someone figured out where all the stray cats and dogs were going. My friend said, "What can I say? Those were the best damned tamales I ever ate!"
To quote Col. Potter from a M*A*S*H episode......
"Cows are ugly. We're doing 'em a favor by eatin' em."
(Or something like that)
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