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Vampire hunters drove stake through Milosevic's heart
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| March 07
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Posted on 03/07/2007 2:04:37 PM PST by rattrap
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Truth really is stranger than fiction. This is too weird to even come up with a wiseass remark.
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posted on
03/07/2007 2:04:40 PM PST
by
rattrap
To: rattrap
Whew! One less thing to worry about I guess. ;)
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posted on
03/07/2007 2:06:30 PM PST
by
GoDuke
To: rattrap
Yeah, I re-read this thing about 4 times, certain that I was misunderstanding it.
You can't make this stuff up!
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posted on
03/07/2007 2:07:41 PM PST
by
Tallguy
To: rattrap
the three-foot-long wooden steak I prefer it to have just a bit of charcoal flavor, myself.
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posted on
03/07/2007 2:08:32 PM PST
by
steve-b
(It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get struck by lightning.)
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To: rattrap
Why don't they do something about these zombies?
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posted on
03/07/2007 2:09:55 PM PST
by
atomicpossum
(Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
To: rattrap
This is going to be all over C2C. I would listen if it wasn't on so late at night. Anybody else listen to repeats on paltalk?
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posted on
03/07/2007 2:11:16 PM PST
by
tranzorZ
To: rattrap
Abracapocus
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posted on
03/07/2007 2:13:57 PM PST
by
Sax
To: Aaron0617
Vampire hunters drove stake through Milosevic's heartThat isn't enough you have to remove the head.
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posted on
03/07/2007 2:16:04 PM PST
by
Aaron0617
To: steve-b
That's one tough sirloin!
To: rattrap
So....many....Buffy....jokes....
Head...might...explode
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posted on
03/07/2007 2:17:50 PM PST
by
USMCWife6869
(Godspeed Sand Sharks.)
To: rattrap
The vampire hunters told police the three-foot-long wooden steak had been driven into the ground and through the late president's heart. Did they have a fiber optic camera to put into the grave to make sure they hit the target, or are they just counting on blind aim to lead them to the heart? They might have just staked his spleen.
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posted on
03/07/2007 2:20:41 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Samoans: The (low) wage slaves in the Pelosi-Starkist complex.)
To: rattrap
I think Milica is worried the end of the vampier line will take her with it.
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posted on
03/07/2007 2:31:34 PM PST
by
raybbr
(You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote.)
To: rattrap
Wouldn't they need a longer stake?
Wouldn't Milsoevic be in a coffin? Would a wooden stake penetrate a coffin?
To: rattrap; kronos77; Bokababe
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posted on
03/07/2007 2:41:58 PM PST
by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: Tallguy
or how about the guy with "chewing gum and wires stuck up his butt in Los Angeles LAX airport yesterday? Yea, he was crazy ... sure...but I wonder if that "gum" was really C4
To: rattrap
Another odd thing:
It was obviously a Westerner who did this. It was Dracula* who did the staking, and the Balkan people consider him a hero.
(*Prince Vladimir III Drakul "the Impaler", of Wallachia)
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posted on
03/07/2007 2:49:11 PM PST
by
dangus
To: rattrap
To: rattrap
The stake was only 3 feet long, yet it went through his heart? They bury 'em awfully shallow over there.
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posted on
03/07/2007 2:54:37 PM PST
by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: rattrap
Shucks, I was sure I'd see better jokes on this thread... :(
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