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Dennis Miller Rants (March 12, 2007)
Dennis Miller Radio ^ | March 12, 2007 | Dennis Miller

Posted on 03/14/2007 7:50:02 PM PDT by anonsquared

Folks, as I'm out and about during the day, I'm oft times drawn into a chat with a nonbeliever, concerning the war on terror, and surprisingly, the two chestnuts I hear the most are the two with the most cobwebs on them. Where are the weapons and where is bin Laden?

... All right, class, once again, as far as the weapons go, Clinton thought Saddam Hussein had them. Kerry thought he had them. Our phoniest friends in France thought he had them, as did our savviest allies, the Mossad.

... The whole world thought Saddam had weapons. He wouldn't play ball. And we couldn't have a perpetual scimitar of Damocles hanging over our heads, so we went in and we took a look.

And guess what? When Saddam Hussein arrived in hell and was given his own access laminate, even Hitler chided him a little for what has to go down as the worst bluff ever in the history of the universe.

Now as far as bin Laden goes, who knows and who cares? If he is still alive, I'm pretty sure at this point, death must look like a promotion to him as he fires up his yak-powered dialysis machine each morning and eats a little lichen off the cave wall.

... Hey, folks, this is just the beginning of this war on terror. We're already stuck in the past. Let's get on with it. We've passed go already. We've checked our $200. Let's give that money and our support to the best troops on the planet so they can go and flatten the enemy.

And then the rest of us can conduct an immediate post mortem to determine exactly when and where we misplaced our cojones.

(Excerpt) Read more at dennismillerradio.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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Is it okay to cut and paste cojones on this forum?
1 posted on 03/14/2007 7:50:09 PM PDT by anonsquared
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To: anonsquared

bttt

this is just the beginning of this war on terror.


2 posted on 03/14/2007 7:54:01 PM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: anonsquared
The whole world thought Saddam had weapons. He wouldn't play ball. And we couldn't have a perpetual scimitar of Damocles hanging over our heads, so we went in and we took a look.

Dennis makes it look easy.

3 posted on 03/14/2007 7:54:29 PM PDT by zarf (Her hair was of a dank yellow, and fell over her temples like sauerkraut......)
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To: anonsquared

Dennis Miller is one of the few real brave MEN in HollyWeird that hasn't morphed into a liberal pu$$y or gone queer.


4 posted on 03/14/2007 7:55:03 PM PDT by prophetic
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To: anonsquared

Uh...it was no excerpt. You post the whole enchilada.


5 posted on 03/14/2007 7:56:03 PM PDT by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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To: DCPatriot

I left parts out, hence the ... !
I just gave you the tasty bits of the enchilada.


6 posted on 03/14/2007 7:58:25 PM PDT by anonsquared
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To: anonsquared

7 posted on 03/14/2007 8:00:29 PM PDT by Enterprise (I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
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To: prophetic
gone queer.

"Queer" is such a crude term. In the future, please have the good taste to substitute the term "John Edwards".

Thank you.

8 posted on 03/14/2007 8:01:42 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (] Tagline Under Construction [)
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To: prophetic

"Dennis Miller is one of the few real brave MEN in HollyWeird that hasn't morphed into a liberal pu$$y or gone queer."

That's because, and please correct me if anyone feels I'm wrong about this, he already morphed from a liberal pu$$y into a ?conservative?. Back when he was at his peak (probably the late 80's to mid 90's when he was just a stand-up comedian doing HBO specials) he was pretty damn liberal. And I mean, a pretty nasty liberal. I remember catching him a few years later, after he had seemed to disappear from earth, he was making a comeback, and was more conservative than ever. Hey, I like to see Hollywood try to speak with some logic and thought, but he's just another plastic poser.


9 posted on 03/14/2007 8:06:53 PM PDT by The Wall
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To: The Wall
but he's just another plastic poser.

I couldn't stand him on SNL --at--- alll----.

Perhaps his Hollywood wilderness period was the mugging that turned the liberal into a conservative?

Weren't we all a lot more liberal-minded when we were young?

If you're not a liberal in college, you don't have a heart. If you aren't conservative after growing up, then you don't have a brain...

11 posted on 03/14/2007 8:40:10 PM PDT by sam_paine (X .................................)
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To: The Wall

Dennis Miller freely admits he was a liberal....until 9/11.


12 posted on 03/14/2007 8:44:51 PM PDT by bonfire
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To: anonsquared
even Hitler chided him a little for what has to go down as the worst bluff ever in the history of the universe

Actually, his problem was his bluff was TOO GOOD. It got him overthrown because the whole world bought his bluff. (That is, of course, if you believe he was bluffing. I am one who does not equate the failure to find large quantities of MWD's with the conclusion that they weren't there. We gave the man a year's notice that we were coming in. The fact that they were gone, or at least not findable, should surprise no one. It's like the DEA announcing a raid on a drug dealers house a week in advance, and not finding the drugs when they do the raid.)
13 posted on 03/14/2007 8:45:10 PM PDT by AaronInCarolina
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To: rrc

That was was the first thing I thought of too. His rhetoric and your humility are disarming.


14 posted on 03/14/2007 8:47:12 PM PDT by Ieatfrijoles (Incinerate Riyadh Now.(Request shot splash))
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To: anonsquared
The whole world thought Saddam had weapons...he did - we've got pictures of the thousands of Kurds - his own countrymen - that he gassed back in the '80's - none are so blind as those who won't see.......
15 posted on 03/14/2007 8:49:34 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: bonfire

"Dennis Miller freely admits he was a liberal....until 9/11."

Thanks, I did not know this. We could, however, probably debate all night on the accuracy and honesty of his reasons for "changing sides" - if 9/11 is the reason he is giving.


16 posted on 03/14/2007 9:01:33 PM PDT by The Wall
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To: bonfire

"Dennis Miller freely admits he was a liberal....until 9/11."

Thanks, I did not know this. We could, however, probably debate all night on the accuracy and honesty of his reasons for "changing sides" - if 9/11 is the reason he is giving.


17 posted on 03/14/2007 9:01:39 PM PDT by The Wall
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To: The Wall

Oh...he means it.


18 posted on 03/14/2007 9:27:11 PM PDT by bonfire
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To: anonsquared

Bump till later....


19 posted on 03/14/2007 9:31:39 PM PDT by JSteff
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To: Chgogal

Did you see this ?


20 posted on 03/14/2007 9:58:43 PM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: anonsquared

As long as they're yours, not mine.


21 posted on 03/14/2007 10:45:59 PM PDT by Erasmus (This tagline on sabbatical.)
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To: StarFan; Dutchy; Timesink; VPMWife78; phantomworker; ajolympian2004; Gracey; Alamo-Girl; ...
FoxFan ping!

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my FoxFan list. *Warning: This can be a high-volume ping list at times.

22 posted on 03/14/2007 10:48:33 PM PDT by nutmeg (National Security trumps everything else.)
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To: MelonFarmerJ

Ping


24 posted on 03/15/2007 8:43:05 AM PDT by Enterprise (I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
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To: AaronInCarolina
I am one who does not equate the failure to find large quantities of MWD's with the conclusion that they weren't there. We gave the man a year's notice that we were coming in. The fact that they were gone, or at least not findable, should surprise no one

That's always what I've thought.

25 posted on 03/15/2007 8:46:15 AM PDT by proud American in Canada ("We can, and we will prevail.")
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To: george76

Yep. This is a true thing the President told us at the beginning of the WOT. That it would last a long time.


26 posted on 03/15/2007 8:48:09 AM PDT by daybreakcoming
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