Posted on 03/15/2007 8:29:05 PM PDT by walkerk
Visualize whirled peas!
Already have this, it's called NORAD
Foot in the door. Next they'll want a Department of Gay Love, Department of Abortion, etc. I'd hate to see what the Cabinet would look like if 'Rats had total dictatorial control of the country. What departments would they have in their dream utopia??? <***shudder***>
If you feel SF is the "actual world," I feel sorry for your children, too.
I guess SF has been listening to Hil again. She said the thug that beat the 101 yr old woman with the walker in NYC did it because that eeevvviiilllll Bush cut funds for some community programs. These people disgust me to the point that I wish they would just disappear.
Is it just me, or did we seem to do better with a War Department?
I heard there was talk of dividing Californicatia up into three states, named, from north to south, "Logland", "Fogland" and "Smogland".
It's not you. It should be a War Department. The Libs (er Progressives - same thing) would go nuts, though. That wouldn't bother me in the least.
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.
1) The US will apologize to the world for our interference in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those good ole boys, we will never interfere again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign students over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not interfere. They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "you want a piece of me?"
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