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To: napscoordinator; Slings and Arrows

Embarrassed to have company over? to entertain outdoors?

Solution: Invite a crowd of women over, really cute, young women. He gives you eyesight pollution; you give him noise pollution. Make sure their "critique" of your nature loving neighbor's body flaws can be heard. The volume of the barbs can be aided with liberal application of alchohol to your guests. Let him hear you "defend" his honor as a good neighbor should with such kind remarks as, "Look, I'm sure it'll happen to ALL of us...eventually..." and "Pshaw, that's probably from whatever he was sitting on before he came outside."


11 posted on 03/23/2007 5:50:07 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Y'know, I've always thought of politics as show business for ugly people." Jay Leno:Al Gore 11/29)
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To: Titan Magroyne; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
Just say "No" to crack.


24 posted on 03/23/2007 8:38:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
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