Sheryl Crow's Solutions to Global Warming

FOXNews.com ^ | Monday, April 23, 2007

[seekthetruth]

“DO NOT SHAKE HER HANDS!”

Great warning, as we really don’t know if she is right OR left handed, and she most likely wipes her butt with the same hand. Come to think of it, she would eat with the same hand which helps us underatand what is wrong with her brain!

[New Perspective]

Well, this is what I will use when I find it, her own album or cd covers.

[seekthetruth]

LOL!

[gimme1ibertee]

I think it would be nice if,when she pulls up in some town in her hypocritical greeniemobile, she were treated to a big ol’ bonfire (fueled with rolls of TP,of course)and someone could offer marshmallows ans hot dogs to roast.She could be told,”Oh,don’t worry,Sheryl,it’s only one-ply paper!” LOL

[gimme1ibertee]

“...Gore might already be the founder of a Toilet Tissue offsets company, which he could call Global Tissues..”

LOL!!! Gore puts out enough crap where he would REQUIRE quantities of TP that reach global proportions.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

"Rock stars...is there anything they don't know?"

[pepsionice]

I’m from Bama, and to be polite about it....for me to be successful with Sheryl’s 1-tissue idea...I’d have to use the opposite side and probably bend the paper three times, to clear anything leftover. Having spent 22 years in the AF...I can tell you this...if you share Sheryl’s concept...you are inviting lots of disease and ailments upon you. If you are that desperate...you need to haul off and move to Peru...and live in the jungle. Thats the best place for a dummy to suvive like this.

[Kaslin]

Come on lay off her, I bet she doesn't *hit

/sarcasm>

[Kaslin]

I don’t think there is anything wrong with reusing shopping bags if you can

[PigRigger]

"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," she wrote April 19 on the Biodiesel Bus blog, according to a report by the Washington Post. "Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating."

Oh please, please, someone tell me this is a joke....sad thing is I can't even tell anymore....

God Help us....

[visualops]

And they’d still rather the third world not have electricity so’s not to ruin their quaint “culture”.

[PigRigger]

"At the risk of sounding sick, I want to see her use just one 4” X 4” square of toilet paper after a night of drinking and partying...."

Just imagine a night of Hooter's Wings.....one would use up their yearly ration in one mornings time....

[Condor 63]

Me either.

[bray]

Bet Stinky Crow came up with this idea after a bottle of Quervo.

Pray for W and Our Troops

[Psycho_Bunny]

I guess no one's told her how much energy her concerts waste or how much pollution pressing and distributing her CDs and DVDs creates.

Maybe Little-Miss-Hypocrite should mind her own store.

[syriacus]

Gore puts out enough crap where he would REQUIRE quantities of TP that reach global proportions.

Very true. He is a menace in many ways.

[dead]

[Little Bill]

On Malaria Pill day, if I remember correctly, a roll was sufficient. The problem was the c rat sundry pack didn’t have a roll.

[Wuli]

I have one question I want a reporter to ask Sheryl Crowe.

“How long are your fingernails?”

I just don’t care to actually hear the question or the answer. I already grossed myself out.

I had a personal experience with a female who worked for me once; a female who had those very long false fingernails. My work-time with her clearly suggested to me that they were a health concern she was neglecting. Maybe she just no longer noticed.