Sheryl Crow takes a swipe at toilet paper use

CBC ^ | April 23, 2007 | 4:26 PM ET | CBC news staff

[mikrofon]

Sheryl Crow takes a*swipe at toilet paper use

(* Letter missing in original title)

[BobS]

"Sheryl Crow will be remembered for this What a legacy!"

This can be improved upon. Let's get her talking about what she does for tampons.

[LibLieSlayer]

“And by the way guys, the toilet paper thing...it was a JOKE!!”

A leftist dim lies... grass is green... and poop stinks! Some things are constant!

LLS

[LayoutGuru2]

Rosie to Sheryl Crow: "Have You Seen My Ass?" TMZ.com

[par4]

All men should demand “just shakin’ it” credits to save up for more intensive visits to the lav.

[jetson]

Hillary needs a third of a roll to clear the cob webs.

[bikerMD]

In an effort to help save the environment, U.S. singer Sheryl Crow is calling on everyone to limit the amount of toilet paper used "in any one sitting" to one square.

Of course toilet paper rationing is not really a concern for those with a personal ass-washing assistant, and an appearance rider that leaves the muddied turkish towels for the Arena du Jour to bleach and steam and rinse and dry. That's what I call a carbon assprint!

[3catsanadog]

Yeah, Sheryl, when we see you practicing what you preach, we'll try it also.

And we'll know you are by the smell.

Seriously, isn't she the least concerned about health concerns? Urinary tract infections and things like that?

[I see my hands]

IMO, it is a huge mistake to discuss this, per se. Sure it is idiocy but so will be the "moderate" response. We lose, they win.

Call them on hypocrisy only, ask them if they hang their own wash, point out the fallacy of carbon credits.

They are trolling with this tp silliness. Feed the trolls. Feed them poison, not what they want.

Again, just IMO.

[LibLieSlayer]

“She said she bathes once a week to save water.”

This skank is ALWAYS b!tching about not finding a “man” and having a “baby”. Cause and effect? Ya think?!

LLS

[seekthetruth]

“Gee, there’s lots of attention paid by the left to the global warming issue.
Katie Couric had an opinion that she was concerned that Al Gore’s movie winning the Oscar would make people think that global warming was a “liberal” issue, and she was concerned that people won’t take it seriously if it’s just another “liberal” cause.”

Wow, for once Katie is right! People won’t take it seriously, and those who watch Sheryl Crow sing will be checking out her hands, for sure!

[ol' hoghead]

I understand that they don’t use tp. Makes you leary of shaking their right hands.

IIRC they eat with their right hand. Be careful of the left one, though. ;)

[3catsanadog]

Yeah, but what she didn’t say was how often she showered.

[LibLieSlayer]

“These split-tail mono-sylabic ninnies need to be married, knocked-up and bare-footed.”

Dude... she only takes a bath once a week. Ain’t gonna happin’!

LLS

[LibLieSlayer]

Her taxes are about to be reviewed and increased!

LLS

[Palladin]

Maybe she’ll have to leave the country to evade the IRS.

One can only hope.

[elhombrelibre]

Perhaps this desire of theirs to rule all aspects of our lives is why they remain so untroubled about the Islamists. They’re both totalitarians and intolerant of the way ordinary free people live their lives.

[LibLieSlayer]

At the DC dinner (where she attacked Rove) she arrived via a G-4 Jet, had three semis, three buses and six cars... only her tour bus runs on bioBS and the rest run on HIGH SULFER DIESEL or GASOLINE. al gored jr.!

LLS

[LibLieSlayer]

Roger!

LLS

[Wildbill22]

Oh but she IS making a difference. I hear she will be putting a single square dispensing machine in all the bathrooms of her G-5. How can such action NOT save the plannet from Al Gore’s Global Warming?