Posted on 04/23/2007 8:17:12 PM PDT by doug from upland
In one day I'd use a roll...I really was out of control
The guilt had taken quite a toll...that was my history
I'm now a model citizen...with toilet paper I'll begin
And I will pay for my past sins...I'll do it gleefully
I've learned to wipe with both sides now...surprisingly, it works somehow
One sheet's what the law should allow...and I do not care that I smell like a cow
I'll save the environment...Earth Day is such a great event
It's getting warm, that's evident...I listen to Al Gore
We all must try to do our part...I'll fight for this with all my heart
And I know just where I will start...convincing Michael Moore
I've learned to wipe with both sides now...surprisingly, it works somehow
One sheet's what the law should allow...and I do not care that I smell like a cow
It is fitting that Sheryl Crow should write a song about toilet paper, as she is full of it.
I thought Sheryl was a Green, but she really is a “Brown”.
If it’s yellow, let it mellow.
If it’s brown, flush it down.
From New Shelter magazine, circa 1979.
Let’s take pictures of our bowel movements and send them to Cheryl Crow, with a caption that reads, “Do you think one square is gonna cover THIS?”
Are there any global warming supporters that are non-tardisan?
Where can I buy “Toilet Paper Credits” so I can balance my usage out? Think Al has any for sale?
I guess she had enough mocking. On her website, she is now saying it was a joke.
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Apr 23rd : Stop Global Warming College Tour Blog : Let’s Wrap it Up
Here we are at our final destination — Capitol Hill. We just toured multiple states, talked to thousands of college students, spoke to many political figures in both parties, and wrapped it all up at a rockin’ Earth Day celebration at George Washington University. (Thank you Larry, Tim, Faith, Carole, Bobby, Vice-President Gore, and Sen.
McCain for making it a truly memorable and historic Earth Day.)
Our goal on the Hill today was to deliver to Congress the message from the road and the Virtual Marchers that Americans want solutions to global warming. The leaders we met with today told us that they are already writing global warming legislation, but indicated that this was going to be a very tough fight. They reinforced how important it is to hear from their constituents on this issue. Hear that America? We need you. (You can take action right now by logging onto nrdc.org and clicking on the link “Take Action”.)
Everywhere we went today, we were asked by everyone from Congresspeople to Capitol Hill police about the “Rove incident.” To set the record straight, the other night, we approached Mr. Rove at a dinner designed specifically to encourage conversations between people from different worlds. We were riding a wave of excitement having just come from talking to college students across the country about global warming. Obviously, we were very surprised that Mr. Rove found discussing such an important issue to be insulting. However, rather than continuing to focus on the encounter itself, can we now focus on the urgent need to act on global warming? We would welcome the opportunity to engage directly with the Bush administration in a constructive conversation about solutions to the global warming crisis.
And by the way guys, the toilet paper thing...it was a JOKE!!
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John Kerry's joke writer strikes again!
Her denial is BS! As everyone in the US is laughing at her, now, she says it was a joke.
No credits. Start collecting Spotted Owl feathers. We will ALL be wiping our butts with them soon. But hey..we’re going to save the world.
I just remembered that a few years back I was talking to some movers who were helping me and they had an experience with Crow. They were moving Lance Armstrong and Crow back when they were shackin up in the Austin area. They said that, even though she knew the movers were coming, she left all of her dirty clothes (butt floss and all) all over the place. These poor guys had to round it all up and put it in garbage bags in order to load it and move it out. They said they didn’t have air conditioning on and the entire place had a very funky smell about it.
This is just my opinion of my recollection of what was the opinion of the movers I spoke to.
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