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LOL! Oh man alive, that’s funny! :o)
It is only because there is a political party that needs and panders to the votes of VERY STUPID PEOPLE, that we have the liberal Dems. They spawn idiocy like this...
HAHAHA!
Perfect!
The way I figure it: Won’t the “savings” of using less TP be offset by the GREATER amount of water & soap needed to more thoroughly & carefully wash our hands?
Judging by the condition of some public restrooms I’ve had the displeasure of being in, Sheryl’s little experiment is way ahead of her, and is a miserable failure. The rip factor alone in most toilet tissue means there is a 75% failure rate in individual sheets just getting it off the roll, much less engaging in industrial wiping.
I’m quite sure Sheryl must be producing nothing more than a few rabbit like pellets to suggest with a straight face that one sheet only is a valid option for anyone given to healthy bowl movements, much less brown bomber class BM’s.
If you haven’t experienced brown bomber class, your time will come, perhaps not personally, but surely the results, which at the risk of TMI, are so large that no toilet has the capacity to take them on, leaving the evidence behind for the sanitation engineers and the next few visitors to deal with.
Now I know why Lance Armstrong dumped her...!
The Bush administration will be blamed, of course, for the increase in casualties from e. coli contamination.
"I have to take a Sheryl." "Don't forget to wipe your Sheryl."
She'll probably become a rival of Mr. Crapper.
Awesome depiction!
One sheet over the line, sweet Jesus, one sheet over the line
Sittin' in the john in an airplane station, one sheet over the line
Tryin' to do my part to stop global warmin' sweet Mary
Hoping that my plane is on time
Sittin' downtown in a airplane station, one sheet over the line
