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Freep 70, Elle McPherson comes to Olney
April 30, 2007 | BufordP

Posted on 04/30/2007 6:25:52 AM PDT by BufordP

Apparently it was my lucky day! While Mr and Mrs Trooprally were out of town they tasked me with filling in and doing the report and kristinn had camera duty. Wouldn't you know it, this was the weekend Elle McPherson and her super model friends decided to visit the resort town of Olney MD. Don't bother scrolling down looking for pics. kristinn forgot to bring a camera, for CRIMINY SAKES! So you're just gonna have to trust me on this.

We arrived around 10am and began setting up when a large van began rounding our corner. The van slowed down to see what was going on. The woman sitting in the front passenger seat rolled down her window and stick her head out to get better look. That's when I noticed it was Elle McPherson! I shouted, "ELLE MCPHERSON!"


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Had kristinn brought his camera, this would be a picture of the van with a I love GITMO bumper sticker on the rear window.

To my surprise the van pulled into the parking lot right behind us. Just out of curiosity I watched them get out of the van thinking maybe they were just making a pit stop at the drug store to pick cigarettes, beer, and some diet munchies. Instead they came straight towards us.


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Smoking hot ladies exiting van.
(You'll just have to trust me on this. kristinn forgot to bring his camera.)

We hadn't finished setting up yet. Elle asked what was going on. She saw Lurker Bill setting up his banner and the flags we had already mounted in various locations. I told her about the Trooprally's regular Saturday Freep of the anti-war Quackers across the street. Tyra Banks was standing nearby and she says to me, "What a bunch of moonbats!" We all laughed, "HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" That was funny!


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Cindy Crawford watches while Lurker Bill sets up his God Bless the Troops banner. Bill, next time tuck your shirt in.
(You'll just have to trust me on this. kristinn forgot to bring his camera.)

I had a wad of cigars in my shirt pocket. Mr Trooprally, God bless 'em, left me 4 Butera's for filling in. Two of those cigars was suppose to be for Jimmy Valentine's Brother. But JVB didn't show. His loss, my gain. And he lost out on the cigars, too. [wink, wink]

I had also brought a Macanudo Gold Label and a Puros Indios Piramide. Kathy Ireland espied the cigars and asked if she could have one. I had to think about it for a moment. I'm rather partial about my cigars. I relented though and let her have her choice. Well, at first I didn't. I held all the cigars


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Left to right: Christie Brinkley and Kathy with their arms around kristinn.
(I held up an imaginary camera that kristinn forgot to bring and snapped a picture.)

in both hands for her to pick. She kept reaching for the Puros and I kept moving my hands so she'd end up grabbing the Buteras. She says, "You're such a tease!" I relented and let her have the Puros. That's a 60 gauge cigar. But she smoked it like a pro.

We finished setting up and took our positions on the corner. The amount of car honking this Saturday I could only describe as "fierce". I mean it was awful. For small town this is a very busy intersection. And for these Saturday freeps most people would honk as they passed by the corner. But this time inexplicably pert'neer every car waiting for every red light and driving through the interesection in all directions were honking for dear life. A few times I had to stick my fingers in my ears to get some relief from all the noise.


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Cindy Crawford yelling obscenities at the moonbats. She's got a mouth on her.
(kristinn forgot to bring his camera. You'll just have to trust me.)

All the noise made it difficult to conversate. But I was able to catch some of the things the super models shouted at the Quakers across the street:

  • Elle: "Your rice cakes suck!"
  • Tyra: "I hate oatmeal!"
  • Christie: "Malt-o-meal is good stuff, Maynard!"
  • Kathy: "Your Oatmeal to Go bars taste like cardboard!"
  • Cindy: "Bacon and eggs rule breakfast!"
They meant well. I think they did manage to hurt the Quakers' feelings a little. And that's what it's all about.
 
 
 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Super models signing autographs for all the passengers involved in 6 car pile up..
(Photo courtesy of the Olney Chronicle. Their photographer forgot to bring his camera. You'll have to trust me on that.)

Honor Roll for April 28, 2007 is Cindy-True-Supporter, myself, kristinn, Lurker Bill, Elle McPherson, Cindy Crawford, Tyra Banks, Christie Brinkley, and Kathy Ireland. Trust me.


REMEMBER
Next Saturday, same place, Georgia Avenue, MD Rte. 97 and MD Rte. 108 in Olney
TIME - 10:15 AM to 11:45 AM

As always, the D.C. Chapter's rules for protesting will be in effect. Briefly, they are: No violence, no profanity, no racism, no provocations, obey the law and treat all law enforcement officers with respect.

If you live in northern VA and want a short cut to Olney see Post 39 here. It's an easy 20 minute drive from the American Legion Bridge.

ARCHIVE OF OLNEY FREEPS

LOCAL WEATHER UPDATES.



TOPICS: Activism/Chapters; US: District of Columbia; US: Maryland; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: mobilizingmothers; opinfinitefreep; peaceactionmc; quakers
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Trust me.

;-)

1 posted on 04/30/2007 6:25:53 AM PDT by BufordP
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To: 1 Olgoat; 103198; 10Ring; 11Bush; 1stbn27; 2ndClassCitizen; 2SterlingConservatives; 2yearlurker; ...

DC Chapter ping!


2 posted on 04/30/2007 6:26:26 AM PDT by BufordP (Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
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To: BufordP

LOL!


3 posted on 04/30/2007 6:29:51 AM PDT by rabidralph
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To: BufordP

Too funny. My boss is going to wonder why I’m ROFL.


4 posted on 04/30/2007 6:29:53 AM PDT by McGruff
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To: BufordP
Your calendar is off.. April 1st was a month ago.. (and if this isn’t a joke, I’m jealous..)
5 posted on 04/30/2007 6:30:47 AM PDT by mnehring (McCain '08 -------------------------------------- just kidding...)
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To: BufordP

Those were some graphic photos!! (I have a vivid imagination).


6 posted on 04/30/2007 6:31:07 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rear view mirror.)
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To: BipolarBob; mnehrling; McGruff; rabidralph
Oh crap! I forgot to mention the Swedish Bikini Team. I'd have a pic to show you but...kristinn forgot to bring his camera.

The temp that day was in the mid-60's and quite windy. A little cold for bikinis, if you know what I mean.
;-)

7 posted on 04/30/2007 6:36:17 AM PDT by BufordP (Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
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To: BufordP

God’s thermometers telling you the temperature?


8 posted on 04/30/2007 6:38:30 AM PDT by mnehring (McCain '08 -------------------------------------- just kidding...)
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To: BufordP
As always, the D.C. Chapter's rules for protesting will be in effect. Briefly, they are: No violence, no profanity, no racism, no provocations, obey the law and treat all law enforcement officers with respect.

It was nice of you to waive the "no profanity" rule for Cindy Crawford.

Cindy Crawford yelling obscenities at the moonbats. She's got a mouth on her. (kristinn forgot to bring his camera. You'll just have to trust me.)

9 posted on 04/30/2007 6:41:06 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Go Rudy Go! (And take McCain with you!))
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To: BufordP; kristinn

The supermodels I can believe; the hot babes are conservatives I can believe; but kristinn forgetting the camera? Come on!


10 posted on 04/30/2007 6:42:33 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Go Rudy Go! (And take McCain with you!))
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To: BufordP

Elle just turned 43. Your pics didn’t come through, but I’ll be she is a great looking 43.


11 posted on 04/30/2007 6:43:20 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Duncan Hunter 2008 (or Fred Thompson if he ever makes up his mind))
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To: BufordP

Nice gars..anyway. (g)


12 posted on 04/30/2007 6:43:57 AM PDT by Osage Orange (The old/liberal/socialist media is the most ruthless and destructive enemy of this country.)
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To: BufordP

Don’t know if you are joking or what but I could believe that Elle and Kathy would be supportive, as they have in the past mouthed support for the right side of the aisle. Tyra is a lefty who is a big enviromentalist, which genrally tends to disturb a person’s views and brings them to the dark side of the void.


13 posted on 04/30/2007 6:44:44 AM PDT by aft_lizard (born conservative...I chose to be a republican)
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To: BufordP

Stuff like this happens to me all the time.


14 posted on 04/30/2007 6:46:41 AM PDT by don-o (Proudly posting without reading the thread since 1998.)
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To: BufordP
"You're such a tease!" I relented and let her have the Puros. That's a 60 gauge cigar. But she did smoked it like a pro.

Practice makes perfecto!! Sounds like a great time in Olney. Jeez, we should say we are going out of town just to sneak into Olney and see who's there. I'm jealous, just jealous.

15 posted on 04/30/2007 6:48:01 AM PDT by trooprally (Never Give Up - Never Give In - Remember Our Troops)
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To: BufordP

Dreaming?!


16 posted on 04/30/2007 6:49:17 AM PDT by PLOM...NOT! (Checking in from Wisconsin)
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To: VRWCmember; kristinn

Well, I wasn’t gonna raise a stink about her calling the Quakers a bunch of droopy-drawered poopy-pants, and stuff like that. Besides, I leave it to kristinn, our warlord, to enforce the rules. He was having a hard time talking, though, with all the drool and what appeared to be losing all the feeling in his lower lip.


17 posted on 04/30/2007 6:49:22 AM PDT by BufordP (Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
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To: VRWCmember
... but kristinn forgetting the camera?

LOL!

18 posted on 04/30/2007 6:50:18 AM PDT by BufordP (Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
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To: 2ndClassCitizen; 3D-JOY; AGreatPer; AirForceBrat23; Albion Wilde; ALlRightAllTheTime; Angelwood; ...
You are on the Olney ping list. If you want off or on this list, please FReepmail us.

Sorry for any double pings. [Mr] & [Mrs] T

19 posted on 04/30/2007 6:51:13 AM PDT by trooprally (Never Give Up - Never Give In - Remember Our Troops)
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To: aft_lizard

PSHAW?!
;-)


20 posted on 04/30/2007 6:51:47 AM PDT by BufordP (Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
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