Steel Magnolia (Rosie O'Donnell As Structural Engineer)

IBD Editorials ^ | 2 May 2007 | Staff

[Kitten Festival]

Conspiracy: Unless the feds had something to do with it, the theory held by Rosie and others that the Twin Towers were brought down by the Bush administration just crashed and burned on a California freeway.

In recent discussions on the jaundiced "View" and her Web site, conspiracy theorist Rosie O'Donnell opined that the 9/11 collapse of the Twin Towers, as well as 7 World Trade Center, marked "the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel." This, she said, is "physically impossible."

Well, not exactly. Fire only has to weaken a structure already weakened by, say, a fully fueled passenger aircraft flying into it, sufficiently so that the weight of the structure brings it down.

Rosie as structural engineer. We wonder what Rosie's reaction was Sunday, when a gasoline truck exploded in flames beneath an elevated section of the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge known as the MacArthur Maze, a network of ramps and interchanges that carries motorists to a number of freeways in the area.

[A knight without armor]

Some lib organ of higher learning should give Rosie an honorary doctorate in metallurgy. (If there is such a thing as a doctorate in metallurgy.)

[RC2]

Fire can’t melt steel???? Guess she doesn’t know how steel is made huh? Idiot.

[Dilbert San Diego]

And here I thought that Rosie was an expert in :

Physics

Engineering

Constitutional Law

Medicine

One can attempt to portray knowledge by being a ballistic bombastic blowhard, apparently.

[kik5150]

What is realy absurd is that Idiots like her claim that the demolition explosions can be seen just before the collapse.
I would like to ask her just how did they fly the planes in the exact location of the explosive charges, and why did the crash not affect these charges?

[Radix]

 

The Law of Steel

 

 

For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. 

This you can trust.

Steel

Cuz you can't trust Rosie.

 

Rosie O’Donnell does not appreciate steel because when she had her brain damage incident when she was a child, her parents could not afford to have a steel plate put in her head.

Instead, she got just got a paper plate put up there.

[BigLittle]

Oops Rosie....steel is made from fire!

[HKMk23]

It’s the pretext for Bush’s invasion of San Francisco.

HEY! Nine out of ten orcs attacking Rohan were Sauruman's dudes, not Sauron's. So, just what the Hell was Aragorn doing going to war in Mordor!?

Aragorn lied; goblins died!!

Fellowship-911

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Wouldn't "Steel Rafflesia" be better?

Well, considering the intrinsic strength and value of steel, I would suggest a base metal that is dense and of poor strength, "Lead"

And since she's irritating, destructive and always growing larger no matter how hard we try to stop her, "Kudzu."

I assume your Raffesia reference is to the corpse plant. Unfortunately, the smell coming from Rosie while nauseating, isn't a sign of decomposition nor are the clouds of gadflies circling her at any given moment.

That's just what marinading in loathsome liberalism does for you. Smell most hippies, you'll understand.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

The “gadflies” being her enablers at The Vi(sp)ew.

[Chena]

Unfortunately, Rosie isn’t the only one who believes that 9/11 could have been a government conspiracy. Only a crazy person would believe such a thing, but I’ve read articles on this subject that are absolutely amazing.

[oyez]

Rosie probably thinks the Apollo program was fake, too.

[lilylangtree]

Hweird idiots now think they’re experts. Sheesh!

[pointsal]

Wonder what Bernie Ward at KGO radio in San Francisco is saying now.... He's one of the denyers of melting steel.

[dforest]

Rosies weight and breath alone could bring down a building.

[Schatze]

Bridges and overpasses collapse under her weight all the time.

Is it any wonder? Tough for any manmade structure to support this.

[hardworking]

Only a crazy person would believe such a thing, but I’ve read articles on this subject that are absolutely amazing.

Sure makes one wonder what these folks will say if Hill-de-pants is in charge and another tragedy occurs. Oh, forgive me, I forgot. It will still be Bush’s fault for years AFTER he leaves the W.H.

[Cobra64]

Steel does not have to melt to lose its structural rigidity.

Ask any first year metallugical engineer.

[hardworking]

H-m-m-m-m, maybe Rosie O’Fatso’s right. Maybe it was a conspiracy. If that is the case, then we had better be really, really concerned about what the Clintoon Thugs are planning because maybe they want to be able to show how the world’s smartest woman will handle a 9/11 type incident. Now THAT’s a possible conspiracy in the making.

[sig226]

She also ignored this one. It happened on March 26, 2004, in Bridgeport, Connecticut. The truck was carrrying 12,000 gallons of fuel oil, which I understand is pretty similar to jet fuel.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

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