AWK! You’re right.
From #46, “I read the ingredients on a soda I bought out of a machine. Can’t remember the name of it, but it had ethylene glycol in it.”
And I went from there, with the mind not noticing that sodas can have the other in it, and that the original poster, Calvin Locke, must have mis-typed which one it was.
At least I hope he did, and that the soda really didn’t have ethelene glycol on the ingredients label.
Ethyl, methyl, butyl, propyl,
Moil, seethe, boil and bubble;
Form a sweet, foul brew of evil,
For gut, eye, and brain trouble!
It’s been a while. Grad school, some 15 years ago...