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Top Secret Service Code Names Of All Time
thenoseonyourface.com ^
| May 7, 2007
| Buckley F. Williams
Posted on 05/08/2007 2:39:36 PM PDT by NYTexan
The Secret Service recently announced that they have begun providing protection for Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. Over the years, the Service has developed a tradition of dubbing their protectees, and a select group of other individuals, with an assortment of nicknames.
Here are some of the more colorful ones that we have uncovered:
Ted Kennedy- Dewars McSoggybiscuit; The Scotch Whisperer; Morton Drowny Jr.
Bill Clinton- Susie Chappeddick; The Mighty Quim; Billy Fat-magnet; Sir Gal-I-Had
Dennis Kucinich- The Velvet Frog
Mel Gibson- Supercatholiccapitalisticjewsarequiteatrocious
Ross Perot- Dildo Baggins
Dick Cheney- Johnny Birdshot
John Edwards- The Follicle of Delphi
John Kerry- Ambigu-Boy
Al Gore- Environmenticus Misleadis
Hillary Clinton- Queen La Queefah
Harry Reid- The Whisper Whisperer
Jimmy Carter- The Vagina Monologue
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:39:40 PM PDT
by
NYTexan
To: NerdDad; bradthebuilder; Titan Magroyne; ChandyB71; jonathanmo; half-cajun; Saratogamema; ...
Pinging the usual suspects!
(anyone wanting on or off the satire ping list, let me know!)
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:40:38 PM PDT
by
NYTexan
To: NYTexan
Lyndon Johnson — The partypooper.
3
posted on
05/08/2007 2:41:33 PM PDT
by
3AngelaD
(They've screwed up their own countries so bad they had to leave, now they're here screwing up ours.)
To: NYTexan
Monica Lewenski - Humidor
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:43:20 PM PDT
by
tacticalogic
("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: NYTexan
I like good satire, and damn, but this is good (if raw - which makes it the best satire).
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:44:41 PM PDT
by
steveegg
(I am John Doe.)
To: NYTexan
6
posted on
05/08/2007 2:45:23 PM PDT
by
ExpatGator
(Extending logic since 1961.)
To: NYTexan
7
posted on
05/08/2007 2:45:54 PM PDT
by
Michael Barnes
(If Rudy is the GOP's guy, I'm voting for Hillary. Hey, why do anything half ass?)
To: NYTexan
Bill Clinton - Nasty McHorndog
8
posted on
05/08/2007 2:46:05 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(This tagline brought to you by courtesy of Happygrl)
To: NYTexan
Hillary Clinton
Bitchandwearenottalkingboutanyolddog
9
posted on
05/08/2007 2:46:54 PM PDT
by
Kimmers
(Coram Deo)
To: Michael Barnes; SevenofNine
To: NYTexan
Hillary Clinton - Comrade Cankles.
11
posted on
05/08/2007 2:48:25 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(I have a big carbon footprint and I'm not afraid to use it.)
To: NYTexan
Bill Clinton - Pokemon the sink
12
posted on
05/08/2007 2:51:44 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(I have a big carbon footprint and I'm not afraid to use it.)
To: NYTexan
13
posted on
05/08/2007 2:58:06 PM PDT
by
Chena
(Why settle for less when you could have the best! Fred Thompson for President!)
To: NYTexan
Murtha - TheMouthThatRoared
Pelosi - ElStretch
Reid - BleachedFlag
Waxman - Nostrildomeous
Reno - CaptainCrush
Ahnold - Ahnold
Shummer - GefilteFish
Shiela Jackson-Lee - JamaicanMeCrazy
Obama - TheMagicNewbee
Hitlery - Bitch
To: reagan_fanatic
My personal favorite for Bill Clinton: The Ozark Caligula.
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posted on
05/08/2007 3:02:20 PM PDT
by
Buckhead
To: NYTexan
Barbara Bush
Her name already sounds like a James Bond character's. :)
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posted on
05/08/2007 3:09:28 PM PDT
by
Darkwolf377
(Anti-socialist Bostonian, Anti-Illegal Immigration Bush supporter, Pro-Life Atheist)
To: NYTexan
I believe that Hillary Clinton was known as “Sharon Peters”
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posted on
05/08/2007 3:12:07 PM PDT
by
Triggerhippie
(Always use a silencer in a crowd. Loud noises offend people.)
To: NYTexan
I hear President reagan classic name that fit him like glove
Rawhide
18
posted on
05/08/2007 3:18:15 PM PDT
by
SevenofNine
("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
To: Triggerhippie
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posted on
05/08/2007 3:26:56 PM PDT
by
Michael Barnes
(If Rudy is the GOP's guy, I'm voting for Hillary. Hey, why do anything half ass?)
To: Triggerhippie
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posted on
05/08/2007 3:30:33 PM PDT
by
Osage Orange
(The old/liberal/socialist media is the most ruthless and destructive enemy of this country.)
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