[fieldmarshaldj]

That reminds me of the pervert flasher in “Pink Flamingos.” I’d post the pic here, but I don’t wanna get banned. ;-)

[oyez]

I was sidetracked while looking for something like this:

The "Freakin Deal" is a five-dollar daily special that includes two meatballs, a cut-up knockwurst,
potato salad, and sweet sauteed onions, plus excellent hot horseradish
and spicy mustard to dress the balls."

Sign me up. I could eat three of those along with a pint or two of Franziskaner.