[Rockitz]

The proportional spacing of the font and the incredulous nature of the request are sure clues that this is a genuine e-mail from representatives of the DNC.

[Kevmo]

I’m so envious. I’ve been a Freeper for almost a decade and I ain’t never got a Cease & Desist order to frame on my wall, no visits by Secret Service agents, no notoriety for pointing out font usage in an obvious MSM forgery that brought down a media icon like Dan Rather. I’m just too darned boring. Oh, well, Free Republic needs boring people like me, too.

p.s. keep up the good work, all of you. ;-)