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KIDNAPPED ROBERY, AND ASSASINATION, CHARGES
REAL LIFE ^
| 15 MAY 2007
| POLICE
Posted on 05/15/2007 9:08:43 PM PDT by police
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; Government; Mexico
KEYWORDS: coma
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To: MARTIAL MONK
That is a single sentence by the mr jorge, your rihgt, THANK you!
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posted on
05/16/2007 6:18:58 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
To: police
42
posted on
05/16/2007 6:43:16 AM PDT
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution ? 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: police
I knew that for she call police if for that mexican sistem of money.
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posted on
05/16/2007 6:47:13 AM PDT
by
azhenfud
(The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
To: Hegewisch Dupa
For my befuddlement I have only myself to blame. As a mere pinafored child I was taught to diagram English sentences on the blackboard. Consequently, though I can honor Mr. Faulkner as the champion of lost clauses and though I concede the influence of his Doctrine of Original Syntax, for me his sentence structure passes the bounds of parsability. These relative clauses with mysterious antecedents; these parenthetical intruders who drop by for a minute and stay for a week; these qualifications that wear away the original statement till nothing remains but an impalpable verbal dust; these mazy paragraphs in whose dark corridors I wander, a blind, terrified Theseus minus Ariadnes thread; these non-commutable life sentences the second one in Requiem for a Nun runs just under two pages: what can a simple country boy like myself, suckled on Fowlers Modern English Usage, do when set down in the middle of this grammatical Witches Sabbath? Clifton Fadiman.
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posted on
05/16/2007 6:54:57 AM PDT
by
dighton
To: The KG9 Kid
To: Hegewisch Dupa
Your memory is correct. That Faulknerian masterpiece of a long sentence IS 2 1/2 pages long, IS about the establishment of the Pony Express, and appears in Absolom, Absolom. Good memory. And thanks for not posting that sentence. John / Billybob
To: Congressman Billybob
I read the whole thing because I could not help myself. And that's two minutes of your life that you will never get back...
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posted on
05/16/2007 7:31:10 AM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
(Past the schoolhouse / Take it slow / Let the little / Shavers grow / BURMA-SHAVE)
To: police
What color is the sky in your world?
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posted on
05/16/2007 7:31:53 AM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
(Past the schoolhouse / Take it slow / Let the little / Shavers grow / BURMA-SHAVE)
To: police
You know, Mexico spies on you THROUGH YOUR COMPUTER!
TURN IT OFF!
To: stylecouncilor
To: police
I could not get the link to work, is there a better one?
Sorry your post went bad, I thought that I was the only one who could post like that.
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posted on
05/16/2007 8:26:28 AM PDT
by
nw_arizona_granny
(With God for a pilot, anything is possible.......!!!)
To: Congressman Billybob
It’s curious because all previous posts by ‘police’, including one this year, have been clear and precise and written in English. Has the gardener “KIDNAPPED ROBERY, AND ASSASINATION” the real police and stolen his computer?
To: The KG9 Kid
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posted on
05/16/2007 9:48:39 AM PDT
by
rbosque
To: Hegewisch Dupa
I think Mr. James Joyce holds the record for a run-on sentence. Basically all of
Finnegan's Wake.
He, too, was smart enough not to post it here.
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posted on
05/16/2007 11:03:44 AM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
To: police
Yur welkom.
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posted on
05/16/2007 11:16:41 AM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
To: dighton
To: Xenalyte
To: humblegunner
Oddly enough, that is EXACTLY what I thought.
In that typeface, even.
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posted on
05/16/2007 5:40:39 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(You have to defile a mummy completely, or they come back to life. You know that.)
To: DocRock
Thanks for that picture and audio...I hadn’t heard that one before.
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posted on
05/16/2007 7:21:22 PM PDT
by
SC Swamp Fox
(Join our Folding@Home team (Team# 36120) keyword: folding)
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