Posted on 05/28/2007 11:43:56 AM PDT by Zakeet
Mine would be Smoky Elm. Hey, I kinda like that!
Peter Warpath.
ok. I cheated. Peter is current pet's name. But, I grew up on Warpath Drive.
Ewww, s/he looks a little like Andy Dick (no pun intended).
Mine would be ‘Brown Utah’ ... but then I wouldn’t be in porn anyway.
Rev. Drew Phoenix.Flag Number Two.
Okay, a United Methodist Transsexual walks into the afterlife, and St. Pete says..."No, I'm sorry, but there's no 'Drew Phoenix' written here in the Book of Life, sir. But you can catch the subway right here in about two minutes. Careful, it's very hot."
Seriously, changing a last name say "I despise the family I came from and renounce it." My former (now ex, thankfully) sister-in-law, the militant Liberal feminist that ran out on my brother by sleeping with the top lawyer at a law firm where she was studying divorce law while my brother paid her tab like he paid for everything else in her self-worshiping, nonproductive existence, so despised her father that she changed her last name from Davis to "Lavoisier", a famous French woman chemist. If she was changing her entire name, I suspect a LOT more issues under the surface. (Probably legions of ones, if you know what I mean.)
Once again, in footsteps of the Serpant, we are SO much smarter than the God who made us all. Hubris! Bah!
Mine is Phoebe Fulton; wow, I really like mine!
These stories get stranger and stranger!
What is true is that this minister does not have a true calling to be a minister. Therefore, they must be removed. That won’t take place, because their denomination (my own) is in chaos.
It is also true that any priest who begins abusing boys or girls should never have become a priest in the first place, and additionally, without a true calling from God, they NEVER would have kept any celibacy vow that they mouthed with their lips.
In that sense, the life of laity would have been better for them. That life would have provided for a legal sexual outlet, although for paedophiles, marriage is no hindrance.
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