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To: reg45

Summertime and puffer machines...it makes the mind whirl!

dung.


11 posted on 06/03/2007 10:40:48 AM PDT by Moose Dung (Perquacky is a fools game.)
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To: Moose Dung
He was FUNNY!

That he was. I remember him from the Ed Sullivan show. My favorite joke of his was the one of the Jewish businessmen talking in Miami, both now long retired.

"So how did you come to retire to Miami?"
"Well, after 50 years in the clothing business, I was flooded out, collected the insurance money and moved for the warm weather. and You?"
"Similar story. 35 years I ran a deli, on east Fifth. Three years ago, wouldn't ya know, a fire wipes me out and here I am."
"A fire? wow that is too bad."
Long pause, then the second man asks:
"one thing, I am curious about. How do you start a flood?"

13 posted on 06/03/2007 10:48:50 AM PDT by Michael.SF. ("The military Mission has long since been accomplished" -- Harry Reid, April 23, 2007)
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