Dear Womyn,
Do y’all remember that ad a few years ago?
The one that argued on your behalf, “Who says you can’t have it all”?
Breaking news: It was just an ad. Just marketing schtick.
You really *can’t* have it all.
Undoubtedly, this comes as a huge shock. But it’s the simple truth.
Sorry about that!
(signed)
Reality
I remember the ad that ticked me off:
“I can bring home the bacon...
Fry it up in a pan...
And never let him forget he’s a man...
‘Cause I’m a woman...”
Undoubtedly, this comes as a huge shock. But it’s the simple truth.
The Gods of the Copybook Headings strike again.