Maybe Trader Joe could use this to come up with some one-buck Chuck.
Here in Arizona, Trader Joe sells some French wine for $2.99 per bottle (Cabernet, not "Red Table Wine"). They have several wines in the range of $2.99-$4.99. I've noticed that since Sarkozy's victory, sales have picked up.
It's been done. A fellow member of a singles club has produce the label,
Rick Shaw
Bastard Brother of Two-Buck Chuck
This 99-cent wine has been produced from the cheapest ingredients for the cheap a$$holes of the ****** Club.
Please note the sediment:
For white, do not shake
For blush, shake twice
For red, shake vigorously
(With credit to P. P.)