[Ace's Dad]

guess this is what happens when your church moves that far away from the Bible, and then picks and chooses what it wants to believe from the Bible anyway.

Everybody picks and chooses what they want to believe from the Bible! Some think they don't but they do.

[ClaireSolt]

You expect a church born of adultry to keep the commandments?

[Matchett-PI]

“Everybody picks and chooses what they want to believe from the Bible! Some think they don’t but they do.” ~ Ace’s Dad

Exactly.

One man saw another sitting at the table with a Bible, pen in hand. He was using the pen to make a series of horizontal lines in the Bible’s text.

“Underlining your favorite verses?” the first man asked cheerfully.

“Nope,” the man with the pen replied. “I’m crossing out the parts that don’t apply to me!”

More: http://www.tektonics.org/lp/ntcanon.html

[tuesday afternoon]

I know some chasids who don’t pick and choose.

[twonie]

No, sir, they don’t. That may be your view, but it is erroneous.