[Gondring]

Granted, the magnetic field would also prevent everybody else from using the seats, but I think the overall effect would be worth it.

Exactly how Liberals (and Russians and Iraqis) think. ;-)

[YouGoTexasGirl]

Thanks for making a beautiful Sunday morning also a humorous one! Hope funny things happen during your day...and have a happy one too!

[Battle Axe]

I agree with Dave Barry. The gravitational pull of the earth has increased in the past 20 or so years.

Being analytical, I believe I have found the source of the problem.

Back to the physics book I went. If you increase the mass of an object you can increase its gravitational pull.

So let’s say that the earth’s mass is now greater thus creating an increasing gravitational pull.

What is the source of the increased mass?

It’s just got to be that everyone is keeping all the National Geographic magazines. Everyone has shelves and shelves of them. Once I even saw a couple hundred in Aunt Edna’s bathtub.

Aunt Edna kept everything, empty spice containers, the tanned pelt of the bobcat she had shot for eating her peacocks out of the barn, lots of old newspapers and all the National Geographic magazines that had come since they were married in 1945.

There was pretty much NO MORE ROOM in her small house. So she sat in the driver’s seat of the car....(the rest of the car was also filled). Because there was no room to sit in the house.

Aunt Edna had grossly contributed to the mass of the earth by not recycling things. Thus making me weigh more.

The last time I got on the Dr.’s scale I was also horrified at the number. So I tried to explain that I needed to deduct 5 pounds for Aunt Edna and another 10 for all the other Aunt Ednas of the world.

The Dr. would not buy it.

[patton]

The waking the kid up thing is funny.

[nuconvert]

pong

[Jeffrey_D.]

Holy Floating Frogs, Batman !!!