CNN: Body of (Third) Terrorist Found In Car

CNN | 6-30-2007

[My Favorite Headache]

Authorities per-CNN that a body has been found inside Cherokee...terrorist didn't get out.

[rockabyebaby]

Hot diggity dog! Stand up and cheer! One down,,,,how many more to go?

[KoRn]

One less makes the world a better place.

[angelcindy]

Oh! They say they are not afraid of dying..
Burn in hell!

[America needs to wakeup]

Harry and Nancy are deeply saddened.

[My Favorite Headache]

Who knew there were that many virgins attracted to Jeep Cherokee’s these days?

[johnny7]

One less makes the world a better place.

Smell alone...

[kinoxi]

However unlikely, I hope someone had some pigs blood handy. I could see reading stories next week about farm trucks lined up outside to help with the ‘effort’ though.

[Dumpster Baby]

[madison10]

As it should be...he wanted to go to Allah anyway. The best terrorist is a d-e-a-d terrorist.

[Nervous Tick]

>> Who knew there were that many virgins attracted to Jeep Cherokee’s these days?

LOL! Whole new meaning to the term, “babe magnet”?

[cmsgop]

MMmmmm BBQ!!!!!

[loreldan]

Does al qaeda hand out their own Darwin awards?

[Charles Henrickson]

Another blame-the-SUV story?

[Allegra]

Did they scoop him up and put him in the vehicle’s ashtray?

[WildWeasel]

Blame Bush stories coming soon.

[tsmith130]

Damn child lock.

[rockabyebaby]

LMAO! Perfect place for him, better yet, dust the ashes over some bacon......

[U S Army EOD]

Anyone ever hear the joke, “Hit My Hand”?

[Allegra]

As it should be...he wanted to go to Allah anyway.

He's going to be real surprised when he finds out that his "Allah" has horns and a pichfork. And that the weather in his new home makes the temperature of the inside of that Cherokee after impact feel downright brisk.

[rageaholic]

I’m just wondering why they needed three individuals to drive a car into a building and set fire to it.

I’ll wait to find out who the body was before I cheer. Maybe they carjacked the owner, slit his throat and tossed him in the back.

[theFIRMbss]

>Who knew there were that many virgins attracted to Jeep Cherokee’s ...

Seventy-two Virgins, by Steve Martin

[umgud]

Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

[True Republican Patriot]

Hopefully he felt the terrible heat and pain for a time before passing to HELL and enduring it for Infinity.

[U S Army EOD]

Which last longer?

[Clara Lou]

We may never know about the one still in the car. I’m sure the body has been reduced to cinders.

[jdm]

CNN didn’t actually use the word “Terrorist” did they?

[BurbankKarl]

They cited him for smoking in the airport terminal.

[zerosix]

Chalk up another one joining Allah with 72 Virgins inn Paradise.

How's about a Jim Jones, Imam-style multi-Muzzie express home going to the "mother ship?"

[ErnBatavia]

I don’t know why they keep calling it a Cherokee; the profile of it looks more like a Rover - which would make a whole bunch more sense...

[kcar]

Frying Imam?

[TomGuy]

This terrorist attack total so far is:

Terrorists -2

Brits 0

[gulfcoast6]

” But they said I would see Allah’ and the devil answered, ‘They lied’.

[2nd Bn, 11th Mar]

Like to hear about crisped jihadis in Cherokees!

Guy picked up his brand new Jeep Cherokee at the dealer and stops to put gas in it. While he’s pumping, another guy pulls up to the pumps and starts to admire the guys’ Cherokee.

“Hey, man, nice looking car. Did you restore it yourself?

[newnhdad]

He thought they meant “72 Virgin Atlantic planes” would be waiting him in heaven. Either way, he’s buring in hell.

[mitchbert]

I fear this and the cars in London are but a diversion. Something much bigger is coming soon.

[savedbygrace]

“You mean, ‘Unfasten seat belt and step out of vehicle’ was supposed to be before, ‘Light rag fuse and throw bottle’?”

[Clara Lou]

Dry roasted.

[tobyhill]

I’m sure they’ll correct it to Freedom Fighter soon.

[Azzurri]

Is it just me or are the remaining terrorists less competent than their forebearers? We must be doing a pretty good job of killing off the smart terrorists, and the dumb terrorists do a good enough job of killing themselves.

[jdm]

ROTFLMAO!

[publana]

That’s exactly what these jackanapes want you to fear.

[Jabba the Nutt]

From the ShirtSigns.com website.

A Shuffle Demons cd cover

A Freddy Krueger doll from EternalCollector.com

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“the body has been reduced to cinders.”
That’s for sure! That was no ordinary car fire. Does C-4 burn?
The car wasn’t reduced to a molten pool of metal, so Rosie O’Dumbo can use it to prove her point that “You can’t melt steel with fire! Heeeelloooo!”

[ozzymandus]

Anybody seen olberman today? Wonder if he’s missing.

[RGPII]

They just mentioned; what happened in Scotland in ‘88? Lockerby.

I’d rather watch one of the other news networks, I just know where CNN is, with all of the satellite channels.

[RasterMaster]

Secret's in the sauce!

[madison10]

I fear this and the cars in London are but a diversion. Something much bigger is coming soon.

Yeah...here 747. (I'm kidding, but the thought did just enter my head) Islamists think weird, using lots of numbers and superstitions.

[marktwain]

“Authorities per-CNN that a body has been found inside Cherokee...terrorist didn’t get out.”

Let us hope it was one of the terrorists, and not the original, innocent owner of the vehicle.

[BenLurkin]

I wonder....!