Soaked my hand in JP5 (jet fuel). Couldn’t get the funk of Bill off of it for a week. Thought the maggots were going to start eating my hand. Ring and watch were on my left hand. Left hand in my hip pocket with my wallet. Whatta ya think, I’m crazy? Never let anything valuable come into contact with a liberal demoncrap.
Clinton’s nose keeps gettin redder and redder! What do figure causes that????
Clearly, this wasn’t a voluntary act... you *had* to shake the Rapist in Chief’s hand out of respect for protocol or something.
That’s really above and beyond the call of duty, man. (Ewww.)