The real cure for global warming

Las Vegas Review Journal ^ | July 1, 2007 | VIN SUPRYNOWICZ

[Turret Gunner A20]

Clearly, if anyone believes Earth is warming catastrophically and that we need to do something, the onlyproven solution is to start throwing as much crap into the atmosphere as we possibly can, right now.

[NonValueAdded]

Isn’t that what AlGore is doing, shovelling, uh, used food just as fast as he can? :)

[claudiustg]

Nuke Iran!

[avacado]

Houston, Texas

Current temp: 77F
Normal Avg temp: 94F

Obviously, we like global “warming” here is this region of normally oppressive heat.

[vaudine]

Just an errant, but recurring thought--what do you suppose Algore's IQ is? The picture is well captioned.

vaudine

[Graybeard58]

Look for them to want to start throwing virgins into volcanos as part of their global warming religion. They will have to use conservative virgins of course, there aren’t any liberal ones.

[randog]

If warming continues at the present rate, the most significant impact is likely to be a small increase in the amount of previously frozen ground on which people could grow wheat.

LOL! Vin's kewl.

[SnakeDoctor]

>> Just an errant, but recurring thought—what do you suppose Algore’s IQ is?

I’d say the same as the summer tempurature in Houston ... somewhere between 77 and 94.

H

[From One - Many]

send algore to the sun with water?

[SnakeDoctor]

>> I’d say the same as the summer tempurature in Houston ... somewhere between 77 and 94.

And I certainly have noted the irony in failing to correctly spell the word “temperature” in the same sentence where I am insulting someone’s IQ ...

... doesn’t bode well for my IQ ... or my timing, for that matter.

H

[sourcery]

Lawrence Solomon's "The Deniers" (a series of articles on the view of scientists who have been labelled "Global Warming Deniers"):

• Science, not politics
• Statistics needed
• The original denier: into the cold
• End the chill
• They call this a consensus?
• The limits of predictability
• Unsettled science
• The ice-core man
• The hurricane expert who stood up to UN junk science
• Polar scientists on thin ice
• The sun moves climate change
• Bright sun, warm Earth. Coincidence?
• Look to Mars for the truth on global warming
• Read the sunspots
• Forget warming - beware the new ice age
• Little Ice Age is still with us
• Fighting climate 'fluff'

Other References:

• Alarmist global warming claims melt under scientific scrutiny
• Father of Climatology Throws Up at the Thought of Al Gore's 'An Inconvenient Truth'
• IPCC Scientists Challenge Al Gore’s View of Global Warming Consensus
• Swedish Scientist Accuses UN's IPCC of Falsifying Data and Destroying Evidence
• Climate Momentum Shifting: Prominent Scientists Reverse Belief in Man-made Global Warming - Now Skeptics
• Global Warming and Nature's Thermostat
• Linkages between solar activity, climate predictability and water resource development (PDF)
• The Real 'Inconvenient Truth'
• New findings indicate today's greenhouse gas levels not unusual
• Climate Change: Incorrect information on pre-industrial CO2
• Global Warming as a Religion
• I Was On the Global Warming Gravy Train (By David Evans)
• Still Waiting for Greenhouse
• GREENIE WATCH
• Why Global Warming Would be Good for You
• Temperature vs. Cosmic Ray Flux
• Global Warming Primer (PDF)
• Global Warming: An Official Pseudoscience
• Fiddler On The Roof
• Debating Global Warming
• Climate Resistance

[sourcery]

... doesn’t bode well for my IQ ... or my timing, for that matter.

Hey, when you're hot, you're hot...

[SnakeDoctor]

As the great philosopher Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks ... A League of Their Own) stated ...

“Anything worth doin’ is worth doin’ right.”

H

[Texas Jack]

Look for them to want to start throwing virgins into volcanoes as part of their global warming religion...

The global warming religion is all about imposing a tax on American workers - justified by our use of electricity, driving SUVs, etc - to support the UN, which will in turn use it to support tin pot dictators and failing socialist nations.

They're simply setting up the guilt justification for the coming taxation, in hopes that we won't take up arms to stop their plan.

[traderrob6]

Love this article!

[rockabyebaby]

LMAO @ algore,,,,what a buffoon, I’m in Boston and it was cold here this morning,,,JULY 2 and it was COLD, go figure, not sure WHERE global warming is happening, but, it’s not on THIS side of the planet............

[magslinger]

They will have to use conservative virgins of course, there aren’t any liberal ones.

There are a few.

[rockrr]

I do believe you’re right! Perhaps that’s the reason why he’s trying so hard to screw us all ;’}

[RipSawyer]

LMAO @ algore,,,,what a buffoon, I’m in Boston and it was cold here this morning,,,JULY 2 and it was COLD, go figure, not sure WHERE global warming is happening, but, it’s not on THIS side of the planet............

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I find it amusing that for the past several summers I have seen people on television talking about the “unusually” hot weather every time the temp goes up to what is normal in summer. I swear every summer here in normally sweltering South Carolina is cooler than the last one. It is now 4:50 P.M. and the temp is around 75 which is about twenty degrees lower than I would have expected. Give me more of this “global warming”. Twenty five or thirty years ago the hunters were grumbling because they couldn’t sit on a deer stand in the fall without wiping sweat.

[Coffee_drinker]

Nuke Iran!

This would kill two birds with one stone.....